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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. As the senator from Tatooine, I "dewback" the Supreme Chancellor's proposal

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  2. As the setting sun ignited the evening sky and the sea air caressed their skin, he pulled her to him and softly, gently whispered...

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  3. As the show opens we're all hiding behind the coach, laughing; except you're not there, and you're not there. And no one's laughing.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  4. As the snake slithered, the torrential rains birthed boner babies fit to be kings.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  5. As the Soviets used to say, ‘Hot dog, blue jeans, I defect’.

    By rpnicholl,
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  6. As the star of America's top podcast, Scott is under more pressure than Trump's nutsack when he sits down in a tight suit.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  7. As the star of Phoebus descends...

    By Layvee,
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  8. As the sun sets on the Obama administration, we must ask of our nation's political cartoonists: who drew Barry more?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  9. As the Thing That Makes Shoes says, "It's cobbling time!"

    By Dr. Airdrums,
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  10. As the titular character from "40 Year Old Virgin" , I declare this meeting not fit for a prince

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  11. As the trichophagic bat says, "Hair today, guano tomorrow"

    By stupac,
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  12. As the wealthiest pauper famously once said, "yodel away fellow peasants, for the future is bleak and our lives are shit'

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  13. As the Wise man once said, “Anybody want a potato chip?”

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  14. As the years went by Casper spent more and more of his ghostly time just watching celebrities fuck.

    By Shampoodler,
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  15. As their Torture Tour 2017 continues I can now confirm that Daft Punk are indeed flaying at my house.

    By SideofMcG,
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  16. As they locked eyes for a second time, the soft clamor of the dining room seemed to melt away so that all that existed in the universe was Tabitha and this Mountain of a labradoodle as it took a massive shit on the neighbor's living-room carpet.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  17. As they said at the trial of the man with one testicle, "the ball's in your court."

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  18. As they said in Yeast Germany, Glutentag

    By ICantBelieveItsNotBetter,
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  19. As they say in my favorite movie Carol, “Hi I’m Carol”

    By ButterButt,
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  20. As they say in the Mexican remake of Highlander...

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  21. As they say where I'm from, you can't wait for the dirt to turn brown.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  22. As time went on I became obsessed with the "game", seeing images of Anthony Michael Hall whereever I went. Salvation lied in small boy named Jessup.

    By Frenchfries,
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  23. As Uncle Cornelius used to say, "Get the fuck ONTO my lawn, you contumacious whippersnappers."

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. As useful as a weed whacker in a furricane

    By thecrench,   
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  25. As we chatted, a man sauntered up to the bar with an iguana on his shoulder.

    By SirVizzle,
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