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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Uuuhh...you brought your kids?

    By grienna,
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  2. Well my name is Scott / I gotta magic tummy! / Watch me eat this Snickers / And then crap out a Chunky!

    By Shampoodler,
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  3. I am the bestest more gooder hostest with the mostest and I WILL win that grammar trophy Mr. President!

    By Mr. Fickle Pickle,
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  4. A toast to the coast who can boast the highest probability of sinking into the ocean due to a massive earthquake

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  5. Coming up on today's show we have a little something for daddy, bring out the girls! Thanks for that catchphrase submission from Don DiMello.

    By Exportionist,   
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  6. I'd like to begin by dedicating this D&D campaign to the memory of John Denver, as is tradition. Ok, you're in a tavern and an Orc whips his dick out.

    By Shampoodler,
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  7. Dr. Huxtable why does your sweater smell like sex

    By Shampoodler,
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  8. Whiskey's for drinkin' and fightin' and pissin' on buildings and cussin' and shit.

    By Razor Boy,
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  9. We-a do not waste-a the garlic by-a throwing it at Ma-ma in this a-house, a-Giuseppe!

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 474 views

  10. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang Bang! Wait no, I mean Comedy Bang Bang BANG! BANG BANG! BAG!

    By Dumplings,
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  11. Whore-woman! Cider!! Whore-woman ... cider?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. http://images.buddytv.com/btv_2_11012_1_434_593_0_/b-d--wong-photos.jpg

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 602 views

  13. Once Senator McCain mounts his Shakira doll he is designed to keep pumping until well after the program finishes it pre-set cycle.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. dine rot rocket flan, fee post duh me diddy gang frame, welcome to comedy bang bang.

    By SharkTwain,
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  15. Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just Hypoglycemic?

    By Andrew Paulsen,
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  16. You know what happens when you suppose. You make a guess at what you're supposed to be doing.

    By Traven Falos,
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  17. It's a new dawn, it's a new day, it's a new life for you here in Paraguay; Senor Heeltlor

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. Bazornga!

    By Dumplings,
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  19. They say not to put the cart before the horse but have you met the horse? He's a racist

    By Eltonjohn911,
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  20. I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back I left it on the bus on the bus on the bus on the bus on the bus.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 516 views

  21. Painful dandruff? HEAD-ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE SHOULDERS. HEAD-ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE SHOULDERS

    By TheMisterPipes,
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  22. First the answer to last weeks trivia question, "What would Jesus do for a Klondike bar?" If you said "get crucified again" you're this weeks winner!

    By Dr. Zoidberg.com,
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  23. A bird in the hand is worth about $7.50 depending on the hand and how much you want to have sex with it

    By Dr. Zoidberg.com,
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  24. This coffee that came from a cat's ass in East Asia tastes great, but these muffins sure do taste like shit.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 647 views

  25. Look Jon, now that Mad Men is over, I think you should reconsider Porky's 4. Kevin Bacon has already signed on!

    By Shampoodler,
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