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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. With all doo-doo respect, you are poop.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  2. I shot the sheriff, but his wife was an anti-vaxxer.

    By agentsofrelaxation,
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    • 236 views

  3. A man, a plan, a canal, his anus.

    By agentsofrelaxation,
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  4. Give a man a fish, and you can feed him for a day; teach a man to fish, and you can give me back my FISH, dirtbag, you owe me one!

    By agentsofrelaxation,
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    • 244 views

  5. 1 if by land, 2 if by sea... better make it 3 stamps to be sure that fruitcake gets this fruitcake.

    By agentsofrelaxation,
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  6. This ain't checkers, this is the chess/checkers/backgammon collection!

    By Woodrith,
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  7. If storms make trees take deeper roots then Storm and Thor should team up to help Grandmother Willow and Treebeard to get it on!

    By Woodrith,
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  8. 1+1 equals 2 2+2 equals 4 2x4 is wood 4x4 can get you through some rough terrain.

    By Friend of P,
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    • 289 views

  9. You can pet a dog but you should never pet a file.

    By Friend of P,
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    • 359 views

  10. The folks around town like to call me Hot Rod, except when my penis goes inside my bod.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  11. Micro-penis only passes one sperm at a time. Sounds like a tennis ball shooter. Feels like a kidney stone. Been on same orgasm for 33 years. Likely infertile. Mom wants grandkids. Plz kill me.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 233 views

  12. If any of you aliens pink sock me again, nobody’s getting Reese’s Pieces.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  13. “Did I just overhear over-ear over here?”, said the eavesdropping barbershop Jersey gangster.

    By TonyBalony,
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  14. If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times—once I’ve told you 999 times, I’m only going to tell you one more time.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. I thought it was in bad taste when the Oscars had Joseph Stalin and Satan in the In Memoriam segment at last year’s ceremony

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  16. Blue Grover, blue Grover send Kermit right over

    By Burritofeet,
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  17. Stare into the void, and the void will stare into you. What a slut.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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  18. Rock me gently, roll me a blunt, this is just a publicity stunt

    By JusticeDaKraken,
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  19. I beats my meats for feets in cleats and that's why I'm not allowed to watch sports anymore

    By JusticeDaKraken,
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  20. They call me hanging basket, I'm hung and I'm bushy

    By Alec P. Kniss,
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    • 158 views

  21. Double, double, Toil and trouble. I wish your mom were in my bubble

    By Alec P. Kniss,
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    • 182 views

  22. Rubber buns and liquor gently, this episode is family friendly

    By Becky with the good PENIS,
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  23. Doc, I have a bloody stool.  I see.  Here, take my stool because nobody was just murdered on it in this bar establishment in which we are both enjoying our drinks together.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 236 views

  24. Threw out my hand-grenades and joined the Navy, didn't find lemonade but plenty of man-gravy

    By Low Carb Riot,
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  25. Pants come down, unds come off. Baby, turn your head and cough.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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