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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I’m just mad about butt stuff. Butt stuff’s mad about me.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  2. Somewhere Fourvel’s stabby, and somewhere Reggie raps—but there is no Hey in Nongville, for Scott’s in Jason’s lap

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. Podcasts are like assholes—you’ve got to relax the sphincter before the fun can begin

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. Don't take it personally—Rather have a professional take a photo of your fat ugly face

    By Mr and Mrs Daddy Kisses,
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  5. If Beeps and Boops were Pees and Poops, then I need to return my Roomba

    By Mr and Mrs Daddy Kisses,
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  6. I hope people don't mistake my dick for the front door again—Knock on wood

    By Mr and Mrs Daddy Kisses,
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  7. EAT your GARBANZO, or BEAT it you’re GONE-ZO!

    By LordBabyHat,
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  8. Swerve in all swank cause my stature surely startles. A klepto and a klank with fractured metatarsals.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  9. Your sarcastic words are plastic, please grasp it from my basket. I won't carry this shit, no matter how fantastic.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  10. Sorry, mom. I can't talk right now. Matlock is coming on and I'm in the middle of having sex with my wife. Yes, we're doing it doggy style. Bye, mom.

    By pukebreath,
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  11. He’s gone under the boat / And submitted his vote: / You’re gonna need a bigger ballot.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  12. Once I insert my haunted catheter, I'll have a spooky hollow weenie

    By honkyray,
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  13. Being adrift in a lifeboat really gives you time to ponder your true priorities in life. It turns out that "not dying of thirst" ranks pretty high. 

    By The World Famous Bardi Twins,
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  14. Why do we park and have sex in a driveway, yet drive with a blood alcohol level of .2 on the parkway?

    By The World Famous Bardi Twins,
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  15. she sells wasp meat down by the swap meet. he sells crow beak down by the bro creek.

    By popcorn warlock,
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  16. 1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, I said to buckle my fucking shoe! No more counting until my shoes are properly buckled, you fucks!

    By pukebreath,
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  17. Everyone knows you shouldn't wash your dirty underwear in public, but do they know you shouldn't squash your flirty cum and stairs in pubic hair?

    By pukebreath,
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  18. Unclog my milk-ducts and slap some cottage cheese outta these big ol’ man-titties.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  19. Uncork my bellybutton and let the party begin!

    By JusticeDaKraken,
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  20. Upstairs shout? Let it out. Downstairs shout? Do without, lest ye shart

    By ObeseBackgammon,
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  21. Hollywood screenwriters seem to think the phrase, "Nothing to write home about" applies solely to describing sexual encounters to your parents. "Dear Mommy, the koochie was tight, but her oral needs some work. See you and dad at Thanksgiving!"

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  22. If you can't handle the bus, stay out of the bus depot

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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  23. I'd rather let you plug my butt than plug your book

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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  24. I'd like to speak to your manager... Your BANK manager! How'd you get such a great deal on savings?!?

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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  25. You want a superhero origin story? There's a 12-inch plutonium rod lodged in my lower anal sphincter.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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