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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Duck... duck... duck... fuck! Moose! Run! Take me instead you prehistoric beast!

    By JusticeDaKraken,
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  2. teenage mutant ninja turtle hill: the one we die on

    By duvaldownhiller,
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    • 158 views

  3. You know what happens when you ASSUME… You make a SUM out of the SEA.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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    • 227 views

  4. You may have ripped my arms off, Sasquatch, but you'll never fit into these sexy pumps.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  5. If you hit it, you must acquit it.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  6. Euripides’ Shorts? How about Euripideez nuts.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  7. I will show you fear in a handful of dust, now show me that rockin' bust.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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    • 234 views

  8. Get out of my car, and into my cream.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  9. If we don’t put razors in the apples, how else are trick-or-treaters going to cut all this cocaine?

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  10. If it smells like pee and tastes like pee and talks like pee and pees like pee, it's probably a booger.

    By pukebreath,
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  11. Don’t trust the B in the word plumbing.. it’s silent

    By Friend of P,
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  12. Don't worry, Gretel. I poked a hole in my colostomy bag so there's no way we'll get lost in Poop Forest.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  13. The moment Snuffy trampled the giant yellow bird god to death, all the other Snuffleupagi knew their herd mating ritual had begun.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  14. Well, I gotta hand it to ya, because you can't reach that high shelf and that's what tall freaks like me are for. 

    By PatSplat,
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  15. Scott's pro-tip for podcasters: always mute your mic when you flush.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  16. The world runs on Dunkin'. In your mom's mouth. Especially the homeless man world.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  17. I may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer, however, I am, like, the crushiest pair of crab crackers in there.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  18. There's a snake in my boot! And his name is Charles and you cannot meet him because he's tired.

    By LesterPipps,
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  19. Baby, you're like the funk on a chunk of a road-killed skunk.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  20. I was going to touch him with my hot feet to warm him up but I got cold feet.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  21. What am I, chopped liver? Where am I, a prostitute’s body in Victorian England?

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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  22. The female version of Matt is Mattress

    By allenpwilliams,
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  23. As a man wearing a chicken costume, I must declare I need you inside my heart

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  24. There’s Donald Duck and there’s Daffy Duck but where is Dicky Duck? The answer coming to you in the next segment but first let’s watch dogs driving monster trucks

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  25. The steamboat went to Hello operator?! I hardly know her!

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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