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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If your wood is stern and holds a lot of seaman, then you might be a poopdeck

    By Mr and Mrs Daddy Kisses,
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  2. An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but a banana in the rear will keep the proctologist near.

    By bort_torkelson,
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  3. Godzilla might Thrill ya, but King Kong Got that Dong.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  4. Made a bad joke, now I'm in a chain gang I might not know comedy, but I know how to bang bang

    By Skytalker,
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  5. Fun Fact: Jeffrey Toobin yells "tube in!" at the beginning of marital intercourse.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  6. The early bird gets the worm. So sleep late or we'll make you eat a worm, you overenthusiastic fucker!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  7. The only exercise I get is running my mouth

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  8. Comedy Bang Bang won an Oscar for Best Green Puppet in a Garbage Can Habitat!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  9. It's an open and shut case, Stabler - the hinges work just fine

    By kingkongdidnothingwrong,
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  10. Every time I take a shit I ask the toilet "Can you smell what my ass is cooking?" And I have yet to get a reply.

    By Naughty Nelly Nutmeg,
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  11. Knock three times in the sill if you want me...four times if you want me and another dude simultaneously.

    By honkyray,
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  12. Like a hummingbird’s proboscis in a garden’s hibiscus, only the hummingbird is a donkey with a giant red ding dong stuck in a mayonnaise jar.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  13. It's easier to beg for forgiveness than to ask for permission, especially when your dominatrix is PMSing.

    By Belle Bartesque,
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  14. What do Donald Duck, Porky Pig, and me after I climbed out of your mom’s bedroom window last night have in common?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. Roses are red, corn is yellow, yo mamma looks like Danny Trejo

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. Target? More like Tar Paycheck!

    By allenpwilliams,
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  17. PC stands for PC Culture

    By allenpwilliams,
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  18. Anheuser-Busch? I hardly know her!

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  19. A part in hair or a fart in air is better than a shart in underwear.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  20. Do you know how long pcp lasts? Asking for a friend

    By Skytalker,
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  21. 5 robe-clad Warner Music executives arrange a pentagram of Thanksgiving leftovers on top of a grand piano. "BUBLÉ, BUBLÉ," they chant. He rises.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  22. There's more than one way to skin a cat, so try a few before you ask for help!

    By ess words,
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  23. I came here to kick ass and make love, and I'm all out of love and so lost without you.

    By honkyray,
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  24. Nixon's clit hung from the back of his throat, which is why you need to get out and vote.

    By honkyray,
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  25. One of by land, two if by sea, three if by moon, you don't wanna know what four if by

    By honkyray,
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