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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. A schlong time ago, in a galaxy fart, fart away...

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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  2. Set your phasers to GUN

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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  3. The gol-danged Marshal fingered my ranchhand

    By slowestjogger,
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  4. Call me crazy, but I never got my crazy sauce on your mom

    By Swordshopper Random,
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  5. Shovel all the coal in, / Right into your colon! / Whoo-whoo, booty stuffin’, there you are!

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  6. Were we drinking chai-tea or doing tai-chi? Let's call the whole thing off!

    By Queefless in Seattle,
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  7. The name's Bang... Comedy Bang... Bang.

    By happyfacefuntime,
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  8. If you listen to this show while working full time it may take approximately 2-3 months to hear all the episodes.

    By happyfacefuntime,
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  9. Rattle rattle, thunder clatter, boom boom boom! Don't worry, It's probably just a Cyst or something.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  10. You haven't played cornhole til' you've tossed a sack or two.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  11. Unpaid Labour Doopity Doo

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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  12. No ifs, ands, or buts: Go sniff Santa's butt.

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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  13. The name's Aukerman... SCOTT Aukerman.

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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  14. i'm teabegging you to stop teabagging me!

    By voichicoski,
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  15. As Franklin D'Eleanor Roosevelt once said, "This one's for the lolz"

    By LesterPipps,
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  16. The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in doing sex

    By LesterPipps,
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  17. Quarantine? More like Ovaltine! Can I please have chocolate milk, mom?

    By LesterPipps,
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  18. A Priest, a Rabbi. and an Imam walk into a bar but it's closed so they go home.

    By LesterPipps,
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  19. Do you believe in life after the lovely bones?

    By LesterPipps,
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  20. I don't mean to get too political but eggs are kind of weird right?

    By LesterPipps,
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  21. COMEDY PLUGS PLUGS

    By LesterPipps,
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  22. two halves equal one so half and half should just be called a whole

    By Griffleberrypie,
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  23. Why yes, I did see a guy running away with a bloody knife. You don't think that could be connected to this whole murder thing do you?!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  24. This is the only known photograph of Tekka, Don of the Bonito crime family.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  25. Is this the Bakersfield Regional Bubblegum Chewery and Asskicking Center? I think you know what I’m here for.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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