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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I know the pet food business is competitive but as the CEO of Purina, using the phrase “dog eat dog” so much is raising suspicions.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  2. Diapers for shits, vipers for pits when, when it’s me on the aux cord I play the hits.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  3. A tisket, a tasket, be prepared, buy a casket! Order yours today and we'll tell you how you die, for FREE!

    By JusticeDaKraken,
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  4. Manah manah, do do do do do, manah manah, do do do do, manaha manah, do do do do do, do do do, do do do Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.

    By JusticeDaKraken,
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  5. Get out of my car, and into my cream.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  6. Euripides’ Shorts? How about Euripideez nuts.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  7. I will show you fear in a handful of dust, now show me that rockin' bust.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  8. If asses and butts were candy and nuts, my mouth sure would taste a whole lot different.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  9. We shall not cease from exploration. And the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  10. My humps, my humps, my humps are a sign of a serious medical problem.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  11. Thanks Tom Hanks for Frank's dank tank spanks.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  12. I don't mean to braggle puss, but my dad fucked the Snagglepuss! Heavens to Mergatroid!

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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  13. You can cross your t's however you want, but never leave an i undotted.

    By JudgeDoodie,
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  14. In the event of an emergency, call me! *wink*

    By JudgeDoodie,
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  15. You can lead a horse to water. Or you can just let it get thirsty, and it will go there by itself

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. It’s been a quiet week in Lake Bangyourmom

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. A special thank you for Fonda Ling, Dixon Cox, and Saxon Bollocks.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  18. Remember SPUT- Scottrick Please Understand This

    By Quietpupil,
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  19. I'll give you a pinch. You give me a squeeze. I'll sit on your face, and my pussy will sneeze.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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  20. There are 17,000 people in this world. Are YOU one of them?

    By JudgeDoodie,
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  21. If speculation about morality is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  22. If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, will it shut the fuck up?

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  23. You can call me sir or mister; just don’t call me when I’m fucking your sister.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  24. Rain, rain, go away. I’m jerking outdoors to Fifty Shades of Grey.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  25. BIG COMEDIAN PRESS CONFERENCE LATER THIS MORNING, ENJOY!

    By Sammyfein,
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