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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Stop, drop, shut ‘em down, open up a small business. In this economy? Fuhgeddaboudit!

    By Jonathan Astonish,
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    • 369 views

  2. Bend me over like a four-leaf clover and slip me that lucky charm.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 224 views

  3. I’m off like the prom.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 375 views

  4. Three is more than four, if you're a 'less is more' kind of whore.

    By JudgeDoodie,
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    • 271 views

  5. I'm a piece of bread.

    By Schnickpot,
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    • 279 views

  6. The kindest man in the world would not allow a little raccoon to steal his eyeball.

    By Schnickpot,
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    • 258 views

  7. My house is an ebony tree and my car is an elephant, so, needless to say, my keyring has 88 keys.

    By Schnickpot,
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    • 256 views

  8. Will they fit in there with their salad hats on?

    By Schnickpot,
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    • 272 views

  9. I'm trying to write about my infection. How do you spell pus-y?

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 255 views

  10. They said the time is twelve "oh" five, but "oh" is a letter, not a number - that's a code! - and you can't say "twelve zero five"! 

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 226 views

  11. Featuring Deepak Chopra and his brother, Shallowpack.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 221 views

  12. King of the porcelain throne, queen of the crop

    By Skytalker,
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    • 215 views

  13. Turns out the person who told me I had bad skin wasn’t a dermatologist they were a racist.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 234 views

  14. When you told me you went to her soft opening, I thought you meant something else.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 216 views

  15. I kween, you kween, we all kween for yas kween

    By DiabeticChakra,
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    • 197 views

  16. If Peter Dinklage owned a shitty Ice skating rink it’d be a rinky dink Dink Rink

    By DiabeticChakra,
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    • 220 views

  17. From Beatlemaniaï»ż to Hulkamania, I love you 8 days a week, brother

    By DiabeticChakra,
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    • 188 views

  18. Uncle Sam wants YOU.. to refer to him as “Daddy Sam” fromï»ż now on

    By DiabeticChakra,
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    • 211 views

  19. Take your time and wipe your butt thoroughly or you'll get dem doo-doo stains.

    By pukebreath,
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    • 339 views

  20. You know what I can’t stand? Chairs without legs.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 329 views

  21. It's better to have loved and lost than to never have had genitals at all.

    By Naked Lazer Lemonade,
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    • 248 views

  22. All dogs go to heaven, which would explain where my ex wife went.

    By Naked Lazer Lemonade,
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    • 239 views

  23. The stars are aligned and Vin Diesel's in retrograde. Honey, let's make a demon.

    By Naked Lazer Lemonade,
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    • 261 views

  24. Your salty fox won't get ya home with my faulty aux on saxophone. My trusty ox is on prednisone. If ya want the sauce we’ll throw the bone.

    By LordBabyHat,
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    • 192 views

  25. Ya gotta cool off with that froster freeze. Sip the fools broth, that oughta please.

    By LordBabyHat,
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    • 208 views
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