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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Captain's Log: Medium firmness with visible corn kernels.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
    • 2 replies
    • 271 views

  2. There's going to be two bangs; me banging your head, and you banging the floor. Then me banging your wife, so actually three, three bangs.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
    • 1 reply
    • 234 views

  3. If it looks like I’m hard it’s just a canard.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
    • 0 replies
    • 156 views

  4. I hope no one CANCELS me for any of my SAVAGE catchphrases.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
    • 0 replies
    • 161 views

  5. Silicone rubber? I don’t even silicone know ‘er!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
    • 0 replies
    • 150 views

  6. I appreciate your enthusiasm..., but I'll tell it where it puts the lotion.

    By Pound Foolish,
    • 0 replies
    • 171 views

  7. Now you can farm fish in your own house! Our new sponsor, HomeSchool, sends you everything you need, every month, to harvest your own salmon, from spawning to gutting!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
    • 0 replies
    • 145 views

  8. I didn’t ask to be born, but I did ask to be circumcised, seconds after being born, in a demonic voice.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
    • 0 replies
    • 160 views

  9. What is a fart but us sharin a little air?

    By Scam Elliot,
    • 0 replies
    • 203 views

  10. It's not that complicated: as a curtain-raiser, I nicked my balls with Occam's razor.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 0 replies
    • 165 views

  11. Our products are getting greener and so are our urethral discharges.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
    • 0 replies
    • 151 views

  12. Our first guest is a former midget named Elvis Holocaustello.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
    • 0 replies
    • 156 views

  13. Luke’s proton torpedo bounces off the thermal exhaust port, Luke is killed by defensive fire. General Dodonna: “Our analysis of the plans provided by Princess Leia was incorrect. There is not a weakness in the battle station. Our bad.”

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
    • 0 replies
    • 162 views

  14. A gold-plated watch beats a mold-covered crotch. But I'll swear an oath that I can swallow both.

    By SideofMcG,
    • 0 replies
    • 146 views

  15. When the witch doctor said he needed to fwhap me with his medicinal stick, I just thought it’d be a gourd rattle or a tree branch or the literal medicine stick he had in his hand. But, MONDAYS, right?

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
    • 0 replies
    • 172 views

  16. Hey asshole.. How about you give that handicapped dude a fuckin Baby Ruth already.

    By Scam Elliot,
    • 0 replies
    • 184 views

  17. Don't Tread on me then try to make eye contact. I can only cum to your indifference.

    By Scam Elliot,
    • 0 replies
    • 213 views

  18. Fill me like an eclair, until I'm bursting with Bavarian cream, Fräulein!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 0 replies
    • 168 views

  19. If you think it's impossible to get your foot stuck in a horse vagina, you've clearly never been to a centaur key party.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
    • 0 replies
    • 176 views

  20. Thanos was right

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
    • 5 replies
    • 303 views

  21. Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and you just made a strong enemy. Because those are MY fish!

    By Fast Andy,
    • 0 replies
    • 120 views

  22. Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. This will strengthen your punchin' muscles. NOW you're ready to kill the bastards.

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 0 replies
    • 183 views

  23. Rudolph, since your nose is red, go be my brake lights instead

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 0 replies
    • 172 views

  24. In Soviet Russia, Sandman enters you. Sleep with one eye open!

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 0 replies
    • 173 views

  25. Andy was never that type of brash youth who would go running head long into any unsure situation without first squatting down with his trousers around his ankles and just squeezing every last ounce of shit that he could muster out onto the street.

    By Scam Elliot,
    • 0 replies
    • 201 views
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