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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. It's not like I spend my day sitting at the bus stop. I'm just waiting for my erection to go away.

    By Naked Lazer Lemonade,
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  2. If you look in the mirror and shout “boner” three times you’re transported to an episode of Growing Pains. That, or something else fun happens, I bet.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  3. Tony Danza turned down the lead in Bonanza so he could bang Judith Light in front of his wife. Now who’s boss, motherfuckers?

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  4. Get that finger out of your ear! That’s not even YOUR finger.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  5. Sick beats, homeslice.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  6. I did not seek, nor will I accept, this extended car warranty.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  7. Dr. Watts and I have completed the procedure to remove the excess urine from your wife’s kidneys. We de-peed your wife. She loved it.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  8. Melons: Love 'em or leave' em, just don't forget to squeeze 'em

    By Tony Hale Satan,
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  9. Hello, I'm Scott Aukerman and I have a crush on my first guest

    By Tony Hale Satan,
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  10. If there's one thing I know, its that we'll take it slow once we get to Kokomo, but dammit Margaret we have to go RIGHT NOW!

    By Tony Hale Satan,
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  11. Rock hard at the Hard Rock Cafe buffet watching Cirque du Soleil

    By Dr. Airdrums,
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  12. little cock, red and sore

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  13. forgive me father, for i have sinned. I taped over your recording of sundays football game. the game you missed because you were at church, also you are my biological father. love you

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  14. I can't give you a reason to keep listening but nonetheless I hope you do.

    By Lukewarmwormwater,
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  15. Stay tuned- this could be the episode where them Duke boys (David and Marma) finally win.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  16. Tune your dial, lock it in, and jerk your knob off. It's time to masturbate to Comedy Bang Bang.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  17. Is that a pencil in your pocket or are you just a fucking nerd?

    By Local Cabal,
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  18. I bless the rains down in Africa and now its acting like a basic girl

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  19. It's time for an Ernest discussion about the center of the earth. Know what I mean, Jules Verne?

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  20. Now that you mention it... I WILL have a second serving of whoop ass

    By Skytalker,
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  21. THE THANKS ARE MINE FOR THE TAKING

    By Dr. Airdrums,
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  22. Well I would walk 500 miles just to drop this poop sack at your door

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum, I’m here to kick ass and chew gum

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. A hat on a cat? Now I’ve seen everything!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. A hat on a hat with its balls on the other hat’s forehead? Now THAT’s funny!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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