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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I panicked at the disco, got covered in Crisco, and rolled to the church in my new....wait....oh my god, that's not crisco!!

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  2. Welcome to Comedy OT8 Bang. I’m you host, L. Scott Hubbardman.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. He puts his hat upon a hat and still insists yo mamma’s fat

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. It’s Doctor McWhizbubbles. I didn’t go to Clown School for eight years to be called Mister McWhizbubbles.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. I can't believe you losers have only found ONE of the CBB monoliths we put out there.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  6. One fish, two fish, slide fish, new fish.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  7. If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it’s probably my ducking autocorrect.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  8. Don't be fickle just tickle my pickle, you'll earn a nickel if you make it trickle!

    By CooterTooter,
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  9. Voted most likely to be chugging sierra mist on Schindler's naughty list

    By Paul Fart Burp Cop,
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  10. When I was 5 I watched my uncle get sucked up by a tornado. It feels good to finally get that off my chest.

    By Naked Lazer Lemonade,
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  11. This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Dick Swallows.

    By Naked Lazer Lemonade,
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  12. I'm not here for a good time, I'm here for the buffet.

    By Naked Lazer Lemonade,
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  13. In high school I was in a gang of average girls called the mean girls.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  14. Bada bing. My therapist tells me I need a change so I tells her, Hey, Dollface, I just changed my underoos two days ago. Bada boom.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  15. Bill the Butcher is really just Daniel Day Lewis in a top hat and Spanx.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  16. Thank you for your 20 years of service, Fruit of the Loom underwear. Here’s to 20 more! I won’t live that long. Love!

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  17. C'mon, dad. It's my turn with mom tonight.

    By Specktrometer,
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  18. Leave the Bang Bang.Take the Comedy. Welcome to Cannoli Gun Gun.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  19. Debut catchphrase submission

    By Specktrometer,
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  20. If I may interject, the correct word is hanged, not hung. Your father hanged himself. But I digress.. so you're staying in this evening?

    By the constant pardner,
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  21. Giddy up jingle whores, pick up your feet! No, you can't cancel me- your resume explicitly said "Jingle Whore".

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  22. One time, my wife was on the show. It's been 3 weeks since that episode. I only mention it because she doesn't know how the Cantina Band song goes. I assume nobody does.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  23. Now that you know my pronouns, check out my adverbs: Wetly, Hotly, and occasionally Scottly.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  24. We're just here for the Bang Gang!

    By Hippanonymous,   
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  25. I'm lonely at night and that is my plight.

    By LARDdischarge,
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