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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Loving fun isn't a crime. What was Huey Morgan worried about?

    By SideofMcG,
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  2. Sir, I would accept your duel challenge if I wasn't so riddled with self-doubt and STDs.

    By SideofMcG,
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  3. Hi, I'm Comedy Bang Bang. You might be wondering how I got into this situation. Well, it's a long story, and it involves several small business owners.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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  4. My steampunk undies chafe pretty bad around the brass fixtures but if you look through the magnifying glass porthole my dick looks nearly average size.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  5. An insult from garrison keillor is called a “fiddle me diss”

    By ResubmitRe:mytit,
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  6. First there was ‘dick.’ Then there was ‘fuck.’ They portmanteaued and that’s how we got ‘duck.’

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  7. I’m Groot Gingrich

    By ResubmitRe:mytit,
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  8. Ladies and Gentlemen, the superior race is the 5K... its not too too long and your helping a cause.

    By Pound Foolish,
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  9. I wouldn't piss in your ear if your brain was on fire!

    By firstladyogrady,
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  10. The solution is the problem, Dr. Jekyll.

    By Pound Foolish,
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  11. The new album from Pound Foolish has hit #1. Let's see how he deals with new found fame and fortune.

    By Pound Foolish,
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  12. If it looks like I’m hard it’s just a canard.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  13. I hope no one CANCELS me for any of my SAVAGE catchphrases.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  14. Silicone rubber? I don’t even silicone know ‘er!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  15. I appreciate your enthusiasm..., but I'll tell it where it puts the lotion.

    By Pound Foolish,
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  16. Now you can farm fish in your own house! Our new sponsor, HomeSchool, sends you everything you need, every month, to harvest your own salmon, from spawning to gutting!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  17. I didn’t ask to be born, but I did ask to be circumcised, seconds after being born, in a demonic voice.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  18. What is a fart but us sharin a little air?

    By Scam Elliot,
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  19. It's not that complicated: as a curtain-raiser, I nicked my balls with Occam's razor.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  20. Our products are getting greener and so are our urethral discharges.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  21. Our first guest is a former midget named Elvis Holocaustello.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  22. Luke’s proton torpedo bounces off the thermal exhaust port, Luke is killed by defensive fire. General Dodonna: “Our analysis of the plans provided by Princess Leia was incorrect. There is not a weakness in the battle station. Our bad.”

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  23. A gold-plated watch beats a mold-covered crotch. But I'll swear an oath that I can swallow both.

    By SideofMcG,
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  24. When the witch doctor said he needed to fwhap me with his medicinal stick, I just thought it’d be a gourd rattle or a tree branch or the literal medicine stick he had in his hand. But, MONDAYS, right?

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  25. Hey asshole.. How about you give that handicapped dude a fuckin Baby Ruth already.

    By Scam Elliot,
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