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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. It turns out "go the the store and grab a skirt steak" does not mean what I thought, and I sincerely apologize, your honor.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  2. Sponsored by the all-girl band, Moist Towelettes.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  3. When my mom sees this report card she's going to kill me. I wonder, shall it be by garroting, poisoning, or - hey! - how about flaying!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  4. We had our people on the ground in the swing districts. I was like "Why are they on the ground?! Can't we at least get them a folding chair?"

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  5. Gimme some sugar, gimme some spice, maybe that will kill this pubic lice.

    By dollopuss,
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  6. It's remarkable that the Spice Girls were able to forge a common artistic vision, hailing, as they did, from such diverse backgrounds in the Posh, Ginger, Baby, Sporty, and Scary communities, respectively.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  7. My lemon's in Yemen and my cherry'a is in Syria. I should really keep my fruit in more stable countries.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  8. I'd like to thank the poll workers... and all the other strip club employees too. I'm having a super fun time!

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  9. My mittens are from Britain, my pants are from France, and my masks are made by Basques. I guess my fashion is too Eurocentric.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  10. Marshall. Thicke. Valastro's Hand. Jeffrey Epstein. Are there *any* CBB fan-favorites PFT won't murder? Let's find out!

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  11. Fun anagrams for “what’s up hot dog” for you and me:How god tap Tush, Pod twas tough, and Ho Twat do gush p.

    By Space jamming,
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  12. When someone is said to be skinny, you may think that the person is thin. But perhaps that person has lots of skin.

    By Space jamming,
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  13. Ladies and Gentleman, Elvis has left the Sizzler

    By FartMaster420,
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  14. Weave a circle round him thrice, / And close your eyes with holy dread, / For he on honey-dew hath fed, / And now hath explosive diarrhea.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  15. Crotchless snow pants only work if you also get the crotchless long johns.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  16. As the duck fucker on a pirate war ship, I literally just tend to our poultry so they survive at sea and we have a supply of fresh meat for the crew to prevent illnesses related to protein deficiency.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  17. That cop demanded I spill my guts, yet suddenly I'M the asshole for disemboweling myself?!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  18. My heart may not be made of gold but my butthole is

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  19. I’ve said before and I’ll say it again: Nipplecopter

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  20. Grimace is a bitch but you knew that already

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  21. My baby is reverse balding.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  22. After a dark period the Hamburglar has moved on from Hamburglaring to Ham-murdering.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  23. A Money tree's a money tree, till the money leaves leave.

    By BigBlackSpenny,
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  24. A Money tree's a money tree, till the money leaves leave.

    By BigBlackSpenny,
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  25. If we stopped the rock, Raiders of the Lost Ark just wouldn't be the same.

    By dollopuss,
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