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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Don't Tread on me then try to make eye contact. I can only cum to your indifference.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  2. Fill me like an eclair, until I'm bursting with Bavarian cream, Fräulein!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 168 views

  3. If you think it's impossible to get your foot stuck in a horse vagina, you've clearly never been to a centaur key party.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  4. Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and you just made a strong enemy. Because those are MY fish!

    By Fast Andy,
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  5. Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. This will strengthen your punchin' muscles. NOW you're ready to kill the bastards.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  6. Rudolph, since your nose is red, go be my brake lights instead

    By StopEatingBees,
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  7. In Soviet Russia, Sandman enters you. Sleep with one eye open!

    By StopEatingBees,
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  8. Andy was never that type of brash youth who would go running head long into any unsure situation without first squatting down with his trousers around his ankles and just squeezing every last ounce of shit that he could muster out onto the street.

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 201 views

  9. You call that a knife? I call mine an "ouch stick." I like mine better.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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    • 176 views

  10. We were playing Chutes and Ladders, so yeah, I shot him plenty, your honor.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 155 views

  11. Make like a mole, and get in that hole, you varmint ass son of a bitch.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 193 views

  12. Hands are just naked muppets in my opinion

    By Turtleshark,
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  13. Waffle man is my alter eggo

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 172 views

  14. If you don’t have anything nice to say, then you’re the Domme for me!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  15. My stripper name is Rip Van Pringles, try to guess my signature move.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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    • 238 views

  16. I got subpoenas for some penis.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 161 views

  17. Anybody got any milk?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  18. Checkers is a game of strategy and skill. Peckers is a game of flaccidity and pills

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 156 views

  19. Machines are green, keep using 'em.

    By Pound Foolish,
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    • 176 views

  20. To err is human, to create a boulder so heavy that even you yourself can't lift it is divine

    By StopEatingBees,
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  21. Why can't we all just get a long... piece of wood and hit our enemies with it?

    By SideofMcG,
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  22. Gentlemen, send in your clowns. Shake 'em all around. Do a little dance. Honk those noses. Tenderly make love to them. Get down tonight.

    By SideofMcG,
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  23. Puc Wars is just a better name for checkers. Deal with it.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 164 views

  24. Lie, damn lies and stratocasters. Welcome to Advertising for Guitar nerds.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 158 views

  25. Little miss Tuffet sat on a Muppet, and Ms. Piggy watched from the corner.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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    • 183 views
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