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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Scott's the name, and making content is the game

    By Alf on line 2,
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  2. I’m a very punctual person but somehow I’m still always late to the party.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  3. Today we'll remember the true reason for the season: buttpumpkins.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  4. Under hypnosis I saw myself dying from drinking beer in a Pabst life.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  5. Our guests today will be Neil Diamond's titular Sweet Caroline, and her sister, Umami Caroline.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  6. You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid, and the rest.

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  7. I'm a coward and a cuck; let me watch my honey fuck

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  8. Come for the laughs, stay for the tears; if you laugh when I cum, you'll get my seed in your ears

    By Suck Fuckerman,
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  9. Why is it always "strep throat"? Why can't it ever, just once, be strep forehead, or strep philtrum?!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  10. This is JUNGO’s hung bunch and the FUN BUNG-HOLE punch!

    By LordBabyHat,
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  11. They call me “King Cool“ in the land where I pretend. They really call me nothing ‘cause I have no friends.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  12. Converse with a person, a verse you’ve rehearsed. To curse the first and worse son, coerce him til he bursts!

    By LordBabyHat,
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  13. The strongest women are always named Beth, they always win out in a fight to the death.

    By landbanana,
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  14. ÂĄOh Dios mĂ­o, mi amigo! ÂĄYo quiero mĂĄs frijoles en mis pantalones, por favor!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  15. I really appreciate all your listener comments and suggestions that I get on the CBB voicemail. Even the guy who screamed that I'm a "lactating soy boy."

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  16. For fresh peach cobbler, I'd suck on half your knobbler

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  17. If i could have a Nickel Back for every CD that i've bought because i liked just one song, i wouldn't be in such a Sixpence None the Richer situation.

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  18. Is that a dick in your pocket? or are you just happy to see me?

    By Friend of P,
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  19. Good grief, Gilbert Gottfried, Dilbert's dog's got fleas.

    By Sha Na Na Niece,
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  20. He sees you when you're sleeping He knows when you're awake, so might as well cover your webcam and fool that perv with a piece of tape

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  21. When you asked me if I wanted a Ding Dong, I thought you meant something else.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  22. Tyrannosaurus?! I hardly know ‘er!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. All day long cows moo and poo but when I do it’s “shame on you.”

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  24. When there're babes in your pool but you've got blood in your stool -- Don't feel left out!

    By NateOwenRyan,
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  25. When you sit on the toilet and your knotted crack-hairs tear like velcro... god help you.

    By NateOwenRyan,
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