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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the cumulative trauma the dog has experienced

    By Cornelius Beans,
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  2. Put a horse out of work, ride a cowboy

    By Cornelius Beans,
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  3. Never water a plant that didn't put a gun to your head and cough in your ear

    By Cornelius Beans,
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  4. When you stream a one, your day has just begun; when you drop a two, you put the past behind you; when you squirt a three, that’s poop mixed with pee.

    By Cornelius Beans,
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  5. You can't carve a turkey without sharpening your blade and going to your neighbours garage to slash their tires

    By Cornelius Beans,
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  6. If they don’t find you handsome, find someone who looks at you

    By Cornelius Beans,
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  7. Trapping a fart in an elevator is wrong on so many levels

    By Shart Attack,
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  8. I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus. Shut it kid, snitches get stitches

    By Shart Attack,
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  9. When's down cold cat

    By Shart Attack,
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  10. Christmas tree oh Christmas tree, why the fuck are you still Christmasy

    By Shart Attack,
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  11. If Raccoons eat macarons with spoons, then why do storks eat pork with forks?

    By Shart Attack,
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  12. I hate to be politically incorrect, but Democrats are associated with the color red and Republicans are associated with the color blue.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  13. All of you mocking the Child's real name in the Mandalorian need to grogup

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  14. Pippen's on the court, Joplin's on the keys, now Auks is on the boards, so get on your knees

    By Alf on line 2,
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  15. Justin Timberlake threatens to "have me naked by the end of this song" as I stand in line at Panda Express, growing more terrified by the second.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  16. A grown ass man walks into a bar and the bouncer says, “Hey buddy, I’m gonna need to see some kind of hyphen.”

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  17. I dread Fred because I want Daphne to have me

    By ScottsPoopyPants,
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  18. Toilet Humor is the best. The problem is to convince Jerry Seinfeld to perform in your bathroom.

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  19. I’m Jose and this is my brother, Hose B.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  20. Is there a cure for Cat Scratch Fever?

    By Local Cabal,
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  21. Red in the morning, gonna be boring. Red at night, hell yeah. Tight.

    By TitNuts5000,
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  22. Two in the pink eye one in the stink eye those were the instructions from my doctor

    By Friend of P,
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  23. If all the raindrops Were lemon drops and gumdrops we would have quite the ant problem

    By Friend of P,
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  24. When you’re out of cattle to sacrifice a new born child should suffice

    By Friend of P,
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  25. Pickle pipple nickle nipple.

    By rimbod, like rimjob body,
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