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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Along came a spider that sat down beside her. The police were called. The spider was shot 12 times.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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  2. Never gonna stroke you up never gonna stroke you down YOU JUST GOT DICKROLLED BITCHES

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. I like less than half of you. 31%, to be exact.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. Fe fi fo fum, yo mamma likes to eat my SHAVING CREAM, BE NICE AND CLEAN, SHAVE EVERY DAY AND YOU’LL ALWAYS LOOK CLEAN

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. In the game of 3 dimensional Chess, The Horse is King

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  6. Clear those ears and wipe those butts.

    By Sheboygan 7.5, LA 1,
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  7. You're a pharmaceutical company asking for headshots. Next time, specify which head you're talking about, OK? This little mishap is on you.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  8. You should still wear a mask in certain situations, but never in uncertain ones.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  9. Let’s knock knackwursts to quench my thirst. I’m so thirsty my head will burst.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  10. Nothing turns me on more than rhetorical questions.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  11. I am known by many names. “Meathead”, “Shithead”, “Baldy” “Bitch Tits”, and “Joe Rogan”, are just a few.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  12. I can lie, but I still like big butts.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  13. I like big cravats and I cannot lie, so please don’t throw out my clown ties.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  14. Mr. Aukerman you are charged with manslaughter but, to be more inclusive, the court will rename the offense personslaughter.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  15. Meat you can feel good about. We only slaughter chickens that are certified to have posted racist memes on their social media.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  16. Whatever you do, don't mention aquatic mammals around Alanis Morissette.... it's nonstop "You Otter Know" this and "You Otter Know" that.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  17. Grow old along with me! / The best is yet to be, / As long as you like pee.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  18. Whenever I see feet, I shoot skeet—and I don’t mean the clay kind.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  19. You can’t spell “bathtub” without “butt hab,” so call in the next 15 minutes and we’ll throw in a free ass habitat when you buy any bathroom fixture! Some restrictions apply.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  20. You’re in a nation called Uri so you can urinate in Uri Nation.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  21. I made a mess in my Fruit of the Looms. That was one juicy peach.

    By Fast Andy,
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  22. Confucius say, man with constipation need constant patience

    By Crimson Glover,
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  23. A farty party is where you farty and I party.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  24. I went in for some more roger, and walked out with a pierced brosnan.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  25. A farty party is a party where I farty and you party.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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