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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. At least I got a shiny chrome dipstick handle.

    By greazey_bob,
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  2. At long last! Now every thing is finally all coming together. Except for a few things, which will hopefully come together later. But they are only like 49% of the total number of things, at most.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  3. At Midnight I can only speak cat, its happening MEOW!

    By DanielWetteroff,
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  4. At my behest she bared a breast, upon which I confessed my request was in jest. "I should have guessed," she replied as she dressed....

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  5. At my colonoscopy I laughed my ass off

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  6. At my funeral I want them to play lots of Nelly... a sort of Death Knelly...

    By JordanMaywood,
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  7. At my house, we throw out pizza extra good so that I don’t pick it out of the garbage later.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  8. At night, inside those public houses - men kiss men; unbeknownst to their spouses

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. At night, when I lay my head down to sleep, I look up at my ceiling fan, and think, Goddamn I am Scott Aukerman.

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  10. At the back near the bin

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  11. At the base of the column of the spine, you're coccyx

    By StopEatingBees,
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  12. At the butt crack, it's/ A little old place, where cheeks/ Can clap together

    By StopEatingBees,
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  13. at the court of public appeal the verdict's in - white people shouldn't vay-kay.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. At The Drop Of A Hat I Have Taken A Shat, Said The Bratty Rat Patting His Flattened Hat.

    By Houdini's Teeny Weenie Peenie,
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  15. At the Earwolf studio, we love to go nudio, and jam to our favorite Phil Collins song: Easy Lover

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  16. At the end of my life / when I settle my scores / I hope I’m still able / to wear regular drawers

    By slowestjogger,
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  17. At the end of the day aren't we all just looking for someone to schlemiel our schlimazel?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  18. At the end of the day, a candle is just a crayon you cremate.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  19. At the end of the day, aren't we all just screaming WITNESS ME, as we hurtle our exploding bodies toward the gates of Valhalla? 

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  20. At the end of the day, every great singer-songwriter is also a regular eater-crapblower.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  21. At the end of the day, I don’t even know where to begin, and that’s as good a starting point as any to leave it at.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  22. At the end of the day, if you really think about it, we're all just made of Ziggy Stardust.

    By getpaid4free,
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  23. At the end of the day, it doesn't matter how much money you've got. Throughout the rest of the day, however, it matters quite a bit

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  24. At the end of the day, it's all about family - more specifically stepmoms.

    By Naked Lazer Lemonade,
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  25. At the end of the day, it's all about how much hummus you can scoop with your dong.

    By Stone Cold Jizz Austin,
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