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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The waitress really pushed me to try the “bottomless nachos” but then she totally freaked out when the nachos arrived and I took off my pants and underwear!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  2. If you’re straight, but afraid of missing out on gay sex, you might be a FOMOsexual.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  3. Sobriety is lava!

    By reahraleau,
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  4. Our guest for today canceled because they peeked through the glory hole and got eye gonorrhea.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  5. I just flew in from Chicago using my arms as wings, and boy are my arms tired because they’re not intended to be used that way.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your pants and put your keys in this bowl

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. Is that a traffic cone in your pocket, or do you just have an extremely large penis shaped like a traffic cone?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. You know what happens when you assume? You make a fucking idiot out of yourself!

    By Touch Connors,
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  9. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. A turd in my pants is just poo from my tush.

    By Touch Connors,
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  10. Allow me to introduce Carson Daly, Keira Knightley, and their son; Philip Seymour Afternoon.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  11. Take a look, at this left hook, it's Reading Painbow.

    By Animal,
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  12. Musical guest: Baby Gollum and the E Street Band

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  13. Better call the plumber before I get dumber; he’ll pull the plug out my ass and we will go slumber

    By Feed Me Roots Mama,
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  14. It's hard out there for a pimp, when your furloughed ho' is a no-go.

    By Coronavirus Billy Ray Cyrus,
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  15. Take me to glizzy island.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  16. It's just not the cinema without a hot enema!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  17. la-di-da-di, we like to party, we're big on punctuality, fill this slip because you're tardy. 

    By voichicoski,
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  18. If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again until they just give it to you to stop you from crying

    By Burritofeet,
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  19. Slide to the left. Slide to the right. Everybody crap your pants!

    By Burritofeet,
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  20. Auto parts? Give me an auto-hole that I can lube up and put it in third

    By SweetBabyA,
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  21. Beans, beans, the magical fruit; I am one Amber alert away from a full skin suit

    By DurrtySteve,
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  22. Ed Begley's Baked Bagels bring schmear to your Kegels!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  23. New year, who dis?

    By The Whisper Daddy,
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  24. The fellated passenger on that exploding airliner was blown sky-high.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  25. How much Weinberg did the E-street band need anyway?

    By Local Cabal,
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