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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Get the knives, boys, because if these bastard unicorns bleed glitter, daddy needs some glitzel for his schnitzel.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  2. Jack Black and Shaq smacked sacks on a stack of backpacks tacked with Roberta Flack's plaque

    By Burritofeet,
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  3. 1, 3, 7, 9. I like my numbers like i like my Optimus; Prime

    By Burritofeet,
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  4. i usually wake up, sneeze a bunch, then go to the bathroom to sneeze some more, brush my teeth, sneeze, then sneeze in the shower, get dressed, say hi to my cats and sneeze.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  5. Zombies literally only want one thing and it’s disgusting.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  6. SHUT UUUUUPPPP!!!!

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  7. Darth Vader is my daddy..

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  8. He’s the Comeback Kid. But the origin of that nickname is gross. Talk about a ‘back story.’

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  9. Sweating bullets, shitting sweat, bleeding diarrhea.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  10. Comb through my foliage and I'll plunder your undercarriage.

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  11. I get styes with a little help from my friends, because they keep shoving their fingers under my eyelids

    By Burritofeet,
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  12. Nevertheless Moon Ves

    By Burritofeet,
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  13. It's like crack on steroids on acid!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  14. Am I on a bus? Where am I?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  15. Keep in mind it’s called make a wish foundation, not grant a wish foundation.

    By Robizzlefoshizzle,
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  16. I keep eating milk and cookies but the truth is....i just want that milk.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  17. My boyfriend’s name is James Bond and he’ll have a martini, please.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  18. Blame me, shame me, but baby, please don’t maim me. I’m not THAT kinky.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  19. These crabs have caused my anus to itch, I may try to deny it, but that's canon, bitch

    By Kulapdance,
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  20. If you're trapped in your little hobbit house, it looks like you're gonna need more door.

    By ClamDunk,
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  21. The Galactic Federation is real and I, Scotty Auks will be your Supreme leader of this sector.

    By corpsecupboard,
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  22. You better gape up, 'cause I need a ham and my dart is set on you

    By Burritofeet,
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  23. Welcome to Marilyn Manson’s Maryland Mansion

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  24. Who’s the mom now, Dad?!

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  25. Well butter my Butthead and call me a Beavis.

    By Animal,
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