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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. There was an awful incident recently where a woman was deep-fried by her husband. Truly a battered wife.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  2. There may be possible side effects. In some cases there may even be impossible side effects.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  3. When you get older you can’t just go from one sugar daddy to the next anymore. You have to think about sugarless daddies now.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  4. Release the Comedy Bang Bang Snyder Cut

    By ImAChuckster,
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  5. To me, every Squidward is Handsome Squidward

    By ImAChuckster,
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  6. What's down, coldcat

    By ImAChuckster,
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  7. Don't say that you missed me, if you're not going to fist me!!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  8. You can't get a pound cake in France, but they make a pretty good .454 kilogram cake.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  9. I may not have a pot to piss in but I do have Tupperware, vacuum-sealed and filled with horse ejaculate.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  10. Study hemorrhoids online for a bloody good time!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  11. Fill me with creams, til I taste your daddy's dreams!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  12. Fonzi didn't practice safe sex, and sadly, he got AAAAAAAAIIIDS.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  13. When life gives you Lyme Disease, make Lyme Diseaseaid.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  14. In Xanadu did Kubla Khan / A stately sex swing install.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  15. Here I sit so broken-hearted; tried to shit—and I did…in my pants.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  16. Thank you for investing in our outdoor summer popsicle vending business, Wet ‘n’ Ready. Needless to say, we’re very excited.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  17. Comedy Bang Bang in the bush, Comedy Bang Bang up my tush.

    By Briny Lickfold,
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  18. Everyone wants to talk about The Conjuring but no one wants to give any credit to the conjuror.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  19. I haven’t been following the series, what is it that they’re actually conjuring?

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  20. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. A kumquat a year makes them tickle your rear.

    By noblegnarble,
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  21. This party's got too many steam boats and not enough Willies. 

    By Pound Foolish,
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  22. I've traveled back to the 1970s to issue this dire warning; disco doesn't suck, Lou Reed sucks.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  23. Staring is caring

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  24. The only podcast endorsed by the Society of Triumphant Bedwetters

    By Captain Stolen Valor,
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  25. I wake up each day feeling downtrodden, mourning my hero osama bin laden

    By Captain Stolen Valor,
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