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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. In the name of Carroll O'Connor and Norman Lear, I summon Meathead, the Lord of Fear

    By VajayjayLeno,
    • 1 reply
    • 800 views

  2. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang...

    By JonathonHumphrey,
    • 0 replies
    • 796 views

  3. Your brow is your forehead, but your eyebrows are mustaches above each of your eyes.

    By Schnickpot,
    • 0 replies
    • 681 views

  4. This ain't no party, this ain't no disco, this is an abandoned Bennigan's

    By JoshHiggins,
    • 0 replies
    • 887 views

  5. Hello, my name is Scott Aukerman, and welcome to another episode of Comedy Bang Bang, the TV show.

    By jony2011,   
    • 0 replies
    • 1015 views

  6. Teacher says, every time a rigorous series of both physical and practical testing is passed, a pilot gets his wings.

    By tonybelmario,
    • 1 reply
    • 647 views

  7. Wise men say only fools rush in, but I bet those wise men all have tiny hamster dicks.

    By JacobCohn,
    • 0 replies
    • 684 views

  8. Try eating your face without using your hands. You might surprise yourself.

    By Philbo,   
    • 0 replies
    • 910 views

  9. Good Old Frenchy's barrel chested like the best of 'em, so catch him week-nights on Spike

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 634 views

  10. I don't want the world, I just want your laughs.

    By AstronomicalCat,
    • 0 replies
    • 784 views

  11. That is some weird, wild stuff. That is some wild, wild stuff. Burbank is not as good as other places. That is some weird stuff.

    By kindlerslist,
    • 0 replies
    • 913 views

  12. Jimmy Pardo's Laugh

    By kindlerslist,
    • 0 replies
    • 830 views

  13. Here at Ford, quality is job 2. Job 1 is 69’in all day mothafuckaaaa.

    By Kevinpalooza,
    • 0 replies
    • 710 views

  14. If you expected Mark Ruffalo to be our guest today then I have bad news for you. He doesn't exist.

    By fredsolo,   
    • 0 replies
    • 745 views

  15. No Kokomo or anything but I love The Beach Boys!

    By allenpwilliams,
    • 2 replies
    • 1135 views

  16. The loom, the loom. Oh, the wretched loom, sitting, weaving, plotting.

    By ian cleghorn,
    • 0 replies
    • 862 views

  17. Oops I crapped my pants, haha, that's a funny sketch that I like.

    By kindlerslist,
    • 0 replies
    • 858 views

  18. Afraid to leave your home? Don't!

    By rod aug,
    • 0 replies
    • 772 views

  19. Brothers and sisters, I have none, but that man's father is TV's Tim Gunn.

    By theoren_1,
    • 0 replies
    • 733 views

  20. If you want happiness, just look up at the sky and smile; God will know what you mean.

    By GregoryJamesAnderson,
    • 0 replies
    • 837 views

  21. I've heard what you've been saying about me.

    By CharlesStayduhar,
    • 0 replies
    • 568 views

  22. Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day...

    By temperedpancake,
    • 0 replies
    • 785 views

  23. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you Lennons, give John Lennon AIDS.

    By rowleyyesyoureadthatright,
    • 0 replies
    • 670 views

  24. You ask if I'm afraid of commitment, but fear alone can't explain this erection

    By GregJ.Hansen,
    • 1 reply
    • 1021 views

  25. Welcome to this week's episode of "That's Right!" with your permanent guest, Paul-F-Tompkins-character!

    By potsmaster,
    • 0 replies
    • 805 views
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