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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Like dem trees! Gimme dem trees! I love dem trees with the Dutch elm disease!

    By GregJ.Hansen,
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  2. Bring out the hamsters and hide the children! Its about to get normal!

    By outcast,
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    • 580 views

  3. someone should warn the mr show guys that people what laff at cartoons of u-know-who are in trouble....

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 592 views

  4. Bananarama will reopen trade talks with the Kurdish hill tribes whenever they god damn feel like it.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 585 views

  5. A rising tide lifts all scrotes.

    By Lamprey,
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  6. Something akin to a Ken doll and Barbie banging flat plastic genitalia like bunnies

    By greazey_bob,
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  7. When you want the great taste of a potato, but also something to wear on your legs, try potato pants!

    By thornghost,
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    • 730 views

  8. The bigger they are the bigger they fall, bamboo monkey booty call.

    By thecrench,   
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  9. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Two in the bush is worth one in the stink. Now subtract the number of birds and divide by your hands.

    By AstronomicalCat,
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    • 817 views

  10. Red rover, red rover, send Eugene right over. He's wanted for distributing child pornography.

    By BertramCooper,
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    • 752 views

  11. In the market for monocles but lack the lucre? Buy a pair of eyeglasses and break 'em in half. Remember to share with a friend--or with your other eye

    By Lamprey,
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    • 611 views

  12. The Catchphrasers' Guild is on strike until the terms of our pensions are negotiated. Spingo spango!

    By GregJ.Hansen,
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    • 877 views

  13. If you thought the new Ant-Man teaser was tiny, you should see my dick.

    By googergieger,
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    • 774 views

  14. That's a wrap! But I ordered a sub. You're fired Stuart!

    By StopAwwCmon,
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    • 787 views

  15. ...

    By allenpwilliams,
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    • 815 views

  16. It’s like my grandfather said to me with his last dying breath: “I’m more than great coats, young man…...”.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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    • 699 views

  17. Are our souls so made from kale we've forgotten what that means?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 674 views

  18. Dance on over here, crackhead. We'll get you tuxedoed up.

    By GregJ.Hansen,
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    • 857 views

  19. There's no use in cutting your head off, it will only grow back thicker. Take it from me, I did this. A memoir by Jon Favreau.

    By KingOfCastle,
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    • 669 views

  20. Take a long walk off a short pier, Chanson.

    By honlads,
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  21. Schwaz passes to Watts, Watts gives it to Saucerman, Dr. J with the fumble and its time to rumble

    By thecrench,
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    • 696 views

  22. Criminals are a superstitious and cowardly lot, so my disguise must be able to strike terror into their hearts. I must be a creature of the night. Bla

    By So Upsettting,
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    • 1067 views

  23. On Today's MythBusters, Evolution.

    By kindlerslist,
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    • 784 views

  24. Tuesdays' Child is full of shit

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 720 views

  25. No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater... than farting on someone's pillow.

    By betherooni,
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    • 603 views
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