New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. A spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down. But if it's Ipecac, it's coming up again, sugar and all.

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2. Zip up your fat suit because in May you will trick everyone that you lost weight when you take it off.

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3. Catchphrase-crafters to the crowned heads of Europe since 1438, with the Habsburgs gone we are pleased to offer our services to any old shithead with

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4. Squish Johnson is the name and squishing johnsons is my game

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5. I’ll always remember my mom & dad tucking me in every night, singing the soothing lullaby of “I’M A MONSTER I’M A MONSTER I’M A MONSTER I’M A MON..

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6. Baby changing station? More like adults-only fuck bench. Why else would they support upward of 35 stone?

   By AMPhibian, January 3, 2015
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7. I just got an antacid.

   By AprilFoolsRebel, January 3, 2015
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8. Like sand in the underpants, these are the days of your life.

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9. If you keep eating those scabs, you'll have no room left for dinner. Which is my scabs.

   By KingOfCastle, January 3, 2015
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10. If Banksy were an American actress, producer and director, he'd be called Elizabeth Banksy!

    By allenpwilliams, January 3, 2015
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11. If wishes were kisses, I'd fuck all the fishes, because me and the misses just smooched in the kitchen.

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12. Choo Choo, Choo Choo. Here comes the train-train, the train that carries other trains. We worship it because its heavy, with the weight of not one but

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13. I flew the plane into the second tower

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14. Which lucky squaw gets to whoop around the Choctaws' scrotum-pole on this St Smithins' Eve? Who's on second? Excelsior!

    By KrangkaDelic, January 3, 2015
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15. Why not peanuts filled with chocolate? Or hot dogs filled with cornbread? Isn't that kind of sexist?

    By AMPhibian, January 3, 2015
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16. If you tell a joke in German, is it still a joke?

    By VajayjayLeno, January 3, 2015
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17. Any arrangement is edible if you believe.

    By Splendor, January 2, 2015
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18. They say a river runs through IT, but how does a river run through a murderous clown?

    By Danjer047, January 2, 2015
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19. First Elvis Presley, then Paul Reiser. Who's gonna die next. They say it happens in threes.

    By Bernard_Shakey, January 1, 2015   

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20. Groucho Marx asks for a leggy blonde, so his brothers send him a large-thighed chicken with a wig on. Groucho murders the chicken and sends the body..

    By Kevinpalooza, January 2, 2015
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21. reliable movie? 40 year old virgin. reliable professional? 40 year old surgeon. epic main course fail? 40 year old sturgeon.

    By KrangkaDelic, December 31, 2014
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22. The loudest voice opposing the five fingered discount was none other than old sticky digits himself - Paul F. Thumbkins

    By KrangkaDelic, January 2, 2015
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23. My Dennis Miller showed clear defensive wounds, whereas Penelopes' appeared never to have left the showroom.

    By KrangkaDelic, January 1, 2015
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24. My silly buddy has a some Silly Putty, buts a bit silly nutty in the brain parts.

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25. Next time you find a can of chicken soup, don't drink it, don't eat it, but give it to your brother. It's probably really boogers.

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