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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The loudest voice opposing the five fingered discount was none other than old sticky digits himself - Paul F. Thumbkins

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  2. My silly buddy has a some Silly Putty, buts a bit silly nutty in the brain parts.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  3. Next time you find a can of chicken soup, don't drink it, don't eat it, but give it to your brother. It's probably really boogers.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  4. Listen here, you already are.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  5. Balloons are just super tiny condoms.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  6. My OCD demands that I touch everything exactly 6 times. I'm the worst kind of sexist...

    By Bever Hopox,
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  7. Groucho Marx asks for a leggy blonde, so his brothers send him a large-thighed chicken with a wig on. Groucho murders the chicken and sends the body..

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  8. If you're feeling whack and smack dab in a puddle of paddles, better slap on some spanks and prepare yourself for a buffet of belting.

    By AstronomicalCat,
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  9. Feel the heat. Smell the scents. Light the candles. You just baked a cake!

    By AlbertXII,
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  10. SOCK IT TO MEEE?! WITH SCIENCE?!

    By VajayjayLeno,
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  11. If I ever get out of here, thought of giving it all away, to a registered charity, all I need is a..

    By greazey_bob,   
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  12. If I had a dollar for every thing I should have done, I would have but one dollar. And one butt dollar.

    By Stipewad,
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  13. First Elvis Presley, then Paul Reiser. Who's gonna die next. They say it happens in threes.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  14. My Dennis Miller showed clear defensive wounds, whereas Penelopes' appeared never to have left the showroom.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. I don’t give a darn what Paul Reiser's catchphrase is. Triple murder should be outlawed!

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  16. The Illuminati can pretend Paul Reiser didn’t play the titular role of Mama in Mama's Family, but I've seen the title credits.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  17. Isn't it strange there's never been a comedian named Paul Reiser?

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  18. I flew the plane into the second tower

    By kindlerslist,
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  19. reliable movie? 40 year old virgin. reliable professional? 40 year old surgeon. epic main course fail? 40 year old sturgeon.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  20. When I look at smiling faces of children, all I can think is "stop staring at those kids! You'll get in trouble again!"

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  21. I've heard of "Welcome to the Machine". I've heard of "Welcome to the Jungle." I've even heard of...

    By LMNOPeehole,
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  22. Pet Shop Boyyyyyyys ASEMBLE! It's gift puppy return season.

    By Traven Falos,
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  23. Apollos' creed? I ain't taking this star belt off for YEARS.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  24. Verily, verily, I say to thee, know'st thou what mine eyes hath seen? Your fly is open.

    By ashinyobject,
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  25. Hello my little diaper babies,

    By kindlerslist,
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