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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. When declaring that a vampire has gone batty, it's important for one to specify whether it has turned into a bat, or merely...

    By KingOfCastle,
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  2. Have I told you lately that I love telling people how much I hate you through song?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  3. I thought 'No Doubt About It: A Tell-All Biography of America's Third Wave Ska Sweethearts' was a great read. It really got... Underneath It All.

    By catharticnick,
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  4. Just remember, when making deep-fried German sausages: it's gonna get wurst before it gets batter

    By GregJ.Hansen,
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  5. Do you have any copies of Repo Man?

    By Ribs,
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  6. And now, a very special Reader's Theatre performance of John Steinbeck's East of Eden.

    By LilyWilliams,
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  7. 30 days hath September, April, June, and November all the rest have 31 except for February which can go fuck itself as far as I'm concerned.

    By JeezLouiseSamuelson,   
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  8. Thanks to NostrilsDamus for that catchphrase! A real mouthful though.

    By AlexDale,   
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  9. "My name is Scottie. I am a hottie. I like you a lottie. Will you be my shawtie? Happy Valentine's Day, Engineer Cody Cody"

    By suzback,
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  10. Smells like a bad loo-tenant made your house their port of call.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. Menudo played Pluto in a game of Cluedo. It was Mr. Green in the Hall with pseudo-Judo.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  12. When your loved ones die, what will happen to their Netflix account? Call 1-800-MYNETFLIXNOW for help.

    By Traven Falos,
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  13. What if the new Star Wars is just Chewbacca trying to order an Italian Dressing sandwich for 3 hours? Italians weren't invented yet, you fuckin idiot!

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  14. How much pod would a podcast cast if a podcast could cast pods?

    By HipsterNonsense,
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  15. Paying lip service to the perverts for their constant reinserts

    By BLOOOR,
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  16. Man is corn free, and everywhere he is in grains.

    By ScottRaphael,
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  17. Ideas are Natures' sex crime

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. This catchphrase is brought to you by Thecrench, he has asked us not to read a catchphrase.

    By thecrench,   
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  19. Trout are stout; narwhal tall - a sea snakes length is irrelevant ... but the biggest guy of all? Gotta be Andy, that guys like huge.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  20. O master wise, with plaster thighs, catastrophize my faster eyes

    By AlexDale,   
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  21. I got my hooks, and my broetry to protect me: I am a rock fan; I live on Long Island.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. The forest moon of Endors' premium ewok companion provider invites you to share a night to remember in the canopy of your wildest dreams. Cash only.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. Comedy Take A Ride With Me. This is smarvel Vsukerman.

    By AstronomicalCat,
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  24. As you all know, your initiation into the Crips calls for you to find a gentleman with a low level sense of self-empowerment, catch that motherfu..

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  25. Wherever there is injustice you will find us. Wherever there is suffering we'll be there. Wherever liberty is threatened...

    By greazey_bob,
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