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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. i time traveled here from centuries in the future, i have for your an urgent message : the vaccine works, BUT it also makes X-men, the bad FOX xmen

    By bub_berking_woopurs,
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  2. Cum Mr. Tallyman, we've been fucking all night and I wanna go home.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  3. The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote: Stink, stank, scunt!

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  4. I hate to disagree with you, doctor but I have a collection of videotapes on this very subject that tell me my son is being diagnosed with DORFism

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  5. Mmm mmm mmm now that’s piss

    By SegaShines,
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  6. Your outer self is a shell, your inner life is hell, climb the stairs and ring the bell, Lucifer was most beautiful before he fell.

    By SegaShines,
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  7. A Mustache is a face rug, where you can wipe your fingers before them entering your nose

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  8. They call me BJ Jizzy and I rock the mics mean. Some folks hate my name ‘cause they think that it’s not that kind of show.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  9. There’s a hole in my heart that can only be filled by a board certified cardiac surgeon.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  10. Squeaky Fromme went to prom, where she got real bored. When she did, god forbid, she ran into Gerald Ford.

    By Burritofeet,
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  11. It’ll slice, it’ll dice, it’ll make your new wife’s daughter be nice. It’s been a tough year.

    By Burritofeet,
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  12. My dog has two front feet and, therefore, I guess, two rear hands.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  13. When people say “it is what it is” always yell “No! You are wrong on two counts! It isn’t what it is and, also, it is what it is not!”

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  14. The only thing scarier than a glass rectal tube is a backup glass rectal tube.

    By zachalpastor,
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  15. I knew that you were coming so I baked a urinal cake, and now I’m being evicted for the smell.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  16. I asked the indifferent masseuse for a happy ending. They responded with a shrug and tug.

    By Burritofeet,
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  17. How much phrase would a phrase catch catch if a phrase catch could catch phrase?

    By Spreadator,
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  18. Spiverenoeno

    By spiverenoeno,
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  19. The Fresh Prince has nothing on this Stale Kween!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  20. If mama ain’t happy, don’t look at me—I’m not the one who forgot her birthday, Dad!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. A clean butt is a sign of an empty mind.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  22. It’s not a shit-eating grin; I just got into the fudge pops.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. Roses are red, violets are red too. Everything's red when my forehead's bleeding.

    By Schadenfreude's Dead Cat,
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  24. I'm not a stupid fucker, I'm a stupid fucker's son. I'm only fucking stupid cuz the fucker met me mum.

    By Football Meatlong,
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  25. My hair smells funny and I won’t tell you why

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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