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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Do or do not. Pick one, I don't have all day.

    By geoff_holm,
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  2. When the going gets tough, run.

    By geoff_holm,
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  3. the muscle that regulates laughter is now in my mouth

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  4. I'm Scott Aukerman, reminding you to tune in to an all new Squidbillies this Sunday on Adult Swim. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.

    By Paintsville,
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  5. How about you start by rubbing the peanut butter on your ear, and then we can have a conversation.

    By JosephSchmo,
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  6. Nature vs. Nurture: What makes poop jokes funny?

    By FollowMe@IshmaelRosas,
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  7. The stump was lumberjacked.

    By Dhalgren,
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  8. Listen, popo, and don't poopoo this new truth:

    By alargebucket,
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  9. Hey Englebert Humperdinck, keep your commas off my front Lamas. Lorenzo that is

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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  10. Paging Dr. Zhivago, You're a book

    By ConnerOzer,
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  11. When all seems lost, open your eyes

    By rod aug,
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  12. You can't spell "slaughter" without "laughter"

    By Carper_Seateck,
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  13. petulant oink-bot revels favours return by marking time with impending Gregory - ask nicely!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. SPAGHETTABOUTIT

    By enwick,
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  15. I put my little guy in a swiss cheese hole, in a swiss cheese hole. I put my little guy in a swiss cheese hole just in time for lunch!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  16. If you're in need of some recent pyramid news this is the place to be.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  17. What I lack in foreskin I make up in foresight.

    By isawtheemu,
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  18. By decleration of Lord Uldathor, I banish thee to the seventh dimension of Ulagson for your heinous crimes against my weiner.

    By SeñorFartFace,
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  19. Want to hear my Christopher Walken impression? Hey, I'm walken here! (then wink and look directly at the camera)

    By SeñorFartFace,
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  20. Keep your hands where I can see them! You heard me, Peripheral Vision Magician!

    By SeñorFartFace,
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  21. Ok, I get that if you dislike Bill Bellamy's war then you're antibellum-y, and that the bailiff on Night Court was so thin due to Bull-emia, but what

    By chidedneck,   
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  22. I took the vas deferen less traveled and it has made all the impotence

    By isawtheemu,
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  23. Death awaits you

    By fredsolo,
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  24. Sometimes I want to reenact Sinbad doing the basketball finger-spin in the credits to A Different World. But then I remember that I'm on probation.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  25. My 3rd favorite Seinfeld episode was the one that took place entirely inside a Chinese person.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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