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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Rub-a-dub-dub, three men in a tub?! Yes, please! As long as they have steady jobs.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. I can’t imagine what part of “Sailors Wanted for Tug Jobs” is misleading.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  3. Make Hay is For Horses While I Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me.

    By SideofMcG,
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  4. Flippity, bippity, broke, I think I'm having a stroke.

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. Champagne for my real friends, Sparkling wine for sham friends from any other region.

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. I’ve been told I’m as handsome as Robert Pattinson. Or maybe it was Pat Robertson.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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  7. I hate to micromanage, but you’re running this miniatures shop into the ground.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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  8. LeAnne Rimes and Busta Rhymes are surprisingly not related. May all of your birthdays be devine and never be belated.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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  9. I just want a damn ham sandwich...

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  10. Ain’t no use takin a spare tire and makin it a fishin hole now

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  11. Man...You’re three bullfrogs away from a kitchen fire

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  12. It's always compelling to Rhyme Pajamas with Bahamas, just like orange with Triceratops

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  13. I have Chikungunya! Shrimp Gunya is two dollars extra.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  14. Today we’re literally going “balls to the wall”. We put up plastic sheets so we don’t stain the plaster.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  15. Your bathroom is disgusting, but thanks for the gummy bears.

    By Butt Barf,
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  16. It is hotel policy that a fetish suit does not constitute a mask for Covid prevention. Sorry, piggy.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  17. This ice hotel is a nice hotel.

    By Boob Seger,
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  18. Once a small business owner, always an entrepreneur.

    By SilkyTwoBurger,
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  19. There are some things money can’t buy. For everything else, there’s money.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. Mormon murder. Merman mordor. There’s got to be a catchphrase in there somewhere.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. Ain’t no party like a double-negative party cause a double-negative party don’t have no end.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. Ooey, gooey, and chewy. RIP Ducktales.

    By Swerd Goodings,
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  23. If you wanna cuddle that’ll cost you extra.

    By Boob Seger,
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  24. Lock the gates!

    By Boob Seger,
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  25. I don’t know....I think I’m funny sometimes...

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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