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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Guys, I’m not looking for a new catchphrase, this is just the bit I’m doing until I get “what’s up hotdog?” Back... Idiots

    By Kevllis,
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  2. Kick me, rub my face in dirt. That's what makes me squirt, squirt, squirt!

    By HachiMachiTamagotchi,
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  3. I’ll give this catchphrase an “A” for affort

    By Kevllis,
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  4. We're not butt buddies; we're barely assquaintances!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  5. "Chicky-cherry-cola?" More like, "chicky-wicky-choke-on-deez-beef-acorns".

    By HachiMachiTamagotchi,
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  6. At the farm, banged a Jolly Rancher named "Randy". Coated in his juices, now I smell like sex and candy.

    By HachiMachiTamagotchi,
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  7. Goodbye Norma Jean. Text me when you get home safe.

    By Boob Seger,
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  8. Please don't cancel me

    By Local Cabal,
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    • 272 views

  9. Are you parsing out Allen Parsons Project to my person, Allen

    By LittleBoyFudge,
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  10. I just got a great deal on a pair of baby shoes, never even worn!

    By the constant pardner,
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  11. Our jargon is ‘tropes’ and ‘canon’; We’re a bargain for dopes and stand-ins; Now I’m barkin’ in the slopes of the canyon for a companion who’ll grope my cannon.

    By Core... McMurphy,
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  12. Party heartily.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  13. Catching her In flagrante delicto made me in fla-grande erecto, amirite?!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  14. If you were a social pariah you'd be home by now.

    By Butt Barf,
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  15. Life Hack: if you go to the supply store, you can trade 1 gram of paper for 5 pounds of it

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  16. The ninth Rule of Fight Club is, we don't talk about Lambada Fridays.

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  17. "What's Down, Cold Cat?"

    By Pinnochio Grigio,
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  18. It’s like there’s a party in my mouth and everyone RSVPd “maybe.”

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  19. Congrats on your casual racism going pro, I guess.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  20. Wait, the government is providing stimulus for my package?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  21. Time to drop some jeans and flick some beans.

    By Gnomebauer,
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  22. Excuse me, sir, are you an Indigenous American; your beard is a-patchy?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  23. Her fetishism for ventriloquism resulted in a lot dummies with the same mummy.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  24. I heard a foray in my foyer, over to play with a toy or, so I believed, but I was deceived. T'was only foreplay to a voyeur.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  25. “Have respect for the dildos, son. Wash it when the bilbo's done.“ “Okay Dad, I’ll clean after play, but those dildos are mine. I’m gay.“

    By LordBabyHat,
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