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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Rinkle wurmple ample dinkle, sturmpet docket leibnitz physics.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  2. Griddle me this, griddle me that. And when you’re done making breakfast get the hell outta my flat.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  3. Okay. Yeah. Sure. But why does Lola Bunny gotta have Dem Tig ol' Bitties?

    By Scam Elliot,
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  4. You aren't the messiah... You're just hydroplaning

    By Scam Elliot,
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  5. I got your catchphrase right here, pal! For those of you that can’t see me, I said that while grabbing my genitals.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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  6. Until Hollywood does the right thing and makes a XXX-rated Swamp Thing movie, I’m calling it quits in this town.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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  7. “Don’t You Forget About Me” has a different meaning if your parents left you at a Bennigan’s in the 80s and never came back.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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  8. Yo, chill. Joe Chill

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  9. Unless you're looking for 90 minutes of Affleck side-shaft on a loop, "Gone Girl: Gone Wild" isn't a porn parody worth watching.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  10. Whoever peed inside my pants while i was passed out drunk. shame on you.

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  11. I’m Squawk Flockerman, and this is CAW-CAW-CAWmedy Bang Bang!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  12. I’ve heard of The Truman Show, but The Muppet Show!

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  13. This penis isn’t going to circumcise itself unless you command it to

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  14. Having mashed potato hands would be inconvenient

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  15. Snagged my balls on a thorn bush, but pricked my prick on a rose.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  16. The foot is a game, and vice versa of course

    By Turtleshark,
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  17. Of my three budgies, one was named "world's greatest budgie" by the International Budgie Council, but I'll be darned if I can remember which one. Might the one that's rubbing its little private parts up against the cage right now

    By Turtleshark,
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  18. There's a miniature land octopus on your back! Or as you hillbillies call it, a spider

    By Turtleshark,
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  19. Byzantine syzygy catalyzed satellites, incomprehensible heavenly acolytes.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  20. Prior to his promotion, Sgt. Dancer endured many a Tina Turner joke

    By Turtleshark,
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  21. You're laughing now, but I can assure you I'll have the last laugh tonight in my dreams

    By Turtleshark,
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  22. You can't spell "Lamaze" without "amaze". Unless you spell it wrong, which is a fairly common occurrence

    By Turtleshark,
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  23. I am iron pan! Er, I mean man

    By Turtleshark,
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  24. Now from the tip, make it drip, that's some CLAP

    By Fancy Pants Vance,
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  25. You can't spell America without Erica. You can't spell Erica, which is why you're flunking English.

    By SideofMcG,
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