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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If I had a dollar for every dollar I put in the swear jar, I'd have all my fucking swear jar dollars.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  2. When you can't find your sport bra before going jogging and you know your nipples are going to end up chaffed. that's bad news for my man boobs

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  3. Dropping the kids off at the pool- it’s like they love that fucking water park more than the puppy they made me buy them last month

    By Kevllis,
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  4. Blanche in the sheets, Mona in the sheets. Old ladies smashed in the 80's!

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  5. Take me to Joan Rivers, drop me in John Waters. Hold me Glenn Closer, here comes Kyra Sedgwick.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  6. If you wanna succeed in buisness there's two things you gotta know: Money talks and holy cow this money is sentient and capable of speech!

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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  7. Microwave it good, sexy boy. Get that guac nice and hot.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  8. I heard Beanie Feldstein and Beanie Sigel are starting a family together.  Can't wait to see those beanie babies!

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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  9. Let me see your pizza ROOLLL

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  10. Remember kids; you can't spell Sears Laughter Gent without Sergeant Slaughter!

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  11. Remember kids; you can't spell Aerial Twit Rumor without Ultimate Warrior!

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  12. Small, chalky candies cannot be popped out of a handheld plastic dispenser. But perhaps I am too pezimistic.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  13. They might be able to save my fingers from amputation, fingers crossed.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  14. Better a bassist than a racist as I always say.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  15. Hey Jude! Hey what's up? Not a whole lot Jude just coming by to say don't be afraid. Ok thanks. You're welcome Jude! Ok gotta go back to my job at the quarry. Alright see ya. I'm the foreman now. Nice congrats, but I think you mean foreperson. Yes thanks.

    By LesterPipps,
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  16. I was following the pack, all swallowed in their coats with scarves of red tied 'round their throats, and then I realized I was way off course. I was supposed to be in Bermuda but I guess I followed so long we ended up in Antarctica and it's too cold

    By LesterPipps,
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  17. How dare you?! Wait, that doesn’t sound right. Should it be ‘how do you dare?’

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  18. What about a really long catchphrase. Something like "to be or not to be, that is the question. Whether tis nobler in the mind to podcast or to podcast listen, and by listening preserve the podcast" is that good? Long enough? There's still room for anothe

    By LesterPipps,
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  19. i think therefore i am with stupid 

    By voichicoski,
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  20. You don't see a lot of fat vampires.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  21. #condonethetrombone

    By voichicoski,
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  22. "Choose one," I said, removing the lid. "Choose one, or they all die."

    By Butt Barf,
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  23. I’ve been having really good shits since I started eating more moral fiber.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  24. Ooooooo beef cheddar, girl

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  25. It’s two in the pink one in the stink, but the pink and the stink aren’t what you think.

    By Poop in a pear tree,
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