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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Whenever people ask me where I get all my great catchphrase suggestions, I just smile knowingly and push them down the stairs

    By Turtleshark,
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  2. If Elon Musk becomes the first person to land on Mars, does that mean he gets to claim it all for himself?

    By Turtleshark,
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  3. They call it a "pup tent" but really it's for snakes

    By Turtleshark,
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  4. In the future, a person's value to society will be judged according to how pointy their hat is

    By Turtleshark,
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  5. That cat from The Godfather is most likely dead by now

    By Turtleshark,
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  6. Is better to have "dulce de leche" than never have been a teenage X-Men.

    By perito soto,
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  7. No, I said these are HOE made cookies. They were made by a hoe

    By Turtleshark,
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  8. “Oh look at me I’m Sir Paul McCartney”. Whatever.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  9. Hackers of the world- unit!

    By Kevllis,
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  10. Oh thanks! It has pockets.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  11. Touch my gallbladder, until I finally matter.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  12. They call me the giggling gigolo, cause I'm tittering and fucking wherever I go.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  13. When I Teams I creams.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  14. I guess they call my dick "Mount Vesuvius" because, when it finally erupted, it encased all those helpless villagers.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  15. Time flies... Time flies are a terrible danger to any time traveler transporting raw produce.

    By ICantBelieveItsNotBetter,
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  16. Icy London, Icy France, the possibilities are endless with my mega freeze ray 9000

    By ICantBelieveItsNotBetter,
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  17. Jock strap, chin strap, ass clap. Okay, we're ready for your hang gliding lesson.

    By Michael Motorcycle Carmichael,
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  18. GTFO is pronounced "Jif the fuck out," not "Gif the fuck out."

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  19. My milkshake brings all the boys to scotland yard and they're like, "okay but why is a police force giving us free milkshakes?" 

    By buttholespelunker,
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  20. In all you do, remember to honor your name. Now if you don't mind I have to put on a headlamp and do some exploring. 

    By buttholespelunker,
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  21. Good things come to those who weigh--enough to ride the rollercosters at theme parks.

    By buttholespelunker,
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  22. Don’t talk to me about FOMO! They call me the FOMO MOFO.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. In this lane there should only be equestrians on foot, and pedestrians on horses

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  24. Colfax is flooding the forum with catchphrases

    By Turtleshark,
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  25. In soviet Russia, Gilbert Grape eats you

    By Turtleshark,
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