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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I just cover my whole house in sawdust so I can puke anywhere.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  2. "What's an independent Claus?  Well it's not one of my fucking good nothing children!"  screamed an irate Santa Claus.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  3. I don’t know who you are but I suppose I can drive you to the airport. You can stop pointing that gun at me now, please.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  4. Sticks and stones may break my bones but joke’s on you I’m into that

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  5. I can poop on command, but I cannot poop on demand. Somebody please tell me to poop.

    By QueOorahOorah,
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  6. My big ol' titty is like a key to the city!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  7. I knead a dollar, a dollar, a dollar is what I knead. This bread loaf is made from locally sourced money.

    By SideofMcG,
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  8. Laughing all the way to the bank, screaming all the way to the pharmacy, crying all the way to Chuck E. Cheese. Mom hates going into town with me.

    By SideofMcG,
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  9. Who's down with OPP?  Don't suffer in silence. Call 1-8-0-0 MONOGAMY today and talk to a trained physician about OPP relief.

    By SideofMcG,
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  10. I like big butter and I cannot lie. Big Butter are paying me to sabotage this margarine factory.

    By SideofMcG,
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  11. I haven’t tried being burped as an adult but maybe that would improve things.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  12. I really don’t know anyone who isn’t stubborn.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  13. I'm very sorry, but we don't have a catchphrase for today's show. I know this comes as a disappointment, but that's just the way it is

    By joshlamm,
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  14. Boopie doopie, I make poopie. Wow! The impossible has been achieved, we've finally found the winner of the catchphrase contest! This is canon and everything I may say henceforth that may contradict this shall be stricken fromthe record.

    By joshlamm,
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  15. Three poops in a fountain, each one seeking nastiness…

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  16. Calling this a topless bar isn’t cute, pay to fix the goddamn roof.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  17. I see London. I see France. I see Aukerman's... Wait... This has accelerated very quickly.. This is no longer cute, funny, or appropriate in any way! Put that away!

    By I Run Doggy Style,
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  18. If you are listening to this... you might be driving home, you might be cooking dinner, you might be taking a shit. But you are DEFINITELY alone... We all share that. So, Are we really alone?

    By I Run Doggy Style,
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  19. Forget it Jake, just like my birthday.

    By slowestjogger,
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  20. Is it normal to always cry after sex? Asking for a friend.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. Business in the front, business in the back, really it’s just a haircut

    By Kevllis,
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  22. Kukla, Fran, and Muhammad Ollie

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  23. Similar to the animated Aladdin movie, if you listen closely to the beginning of Warren G's Regulator, I'm pretty sure he says "REGULATORS -meow, meow"

    By Shittybutthole,
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  24. Don’t listen to other podcasts that don’t deliver. More like ‘fraudcasts’, am I right?

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  25. To sleep perchance to cream. Ahhhhh, THERE'S the rub.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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