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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Back in my day the "Dark Web" was when spiders made cobwebs in our root cellars!

    By JordanMaywood,
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  2. Back in my day we didn't believe in the past!

    By Dhalgren,
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  3. Back in my day we had a little something called Loyalty. These days people only care about sticking their peckers in warm mac and cheese

    By Sad Cardboard Cutouts,
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  4. Back in my day we had bidets but these days they let shit stay. So on pay day you just stay away and it's may day before we play away. Your ass stinks

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. Back in my day, "bitcoin" was what you found inside a piece of birthday cake

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  6. Back in my day, "dementia" was a little candy that the snowman hid under our pillows, and we collected them all into a big, what do you call it, tractor, and drove away before uncle Pete could catch us and push us down the mountain

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  7. Back in my day, 3 wooden nickles and a flapdoodle got you a dollop of finger juice down at the roller derby, and Pearl Jam tickets were only $25

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  8. Back in my day, a "Back-in Mai Day" was when you backed into a Days Inn and drank a few Mai Tais with the boys.

    By IndianMarcSummers,
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  9. Back in my day, a "down load" was when a man shot little feathers out of his urethra

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  10. Back in my day, a milkman was literally made of milk

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  11. Back in my day, circa 2002. Our bizkits were limp, and our Pepsi was blue!

    By Number36Cow,   
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  12. Back in my day, PC stood for MUSIC Television and they actually played videos!

    By allenpwilliams,
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  13. Back in my day, the only thing quote/unquote "gay" in an Archie comic was all the latent homosexuality

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  14. Back in my day, we had a thing called common decency. I didn't pay it any mind back then, either

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  15. Back in my day, we had to submit catchphrases to catchphrasery@aol.com on our Commodore 64s and wait for a response via pager from Scott’s grandfather, Old Groucherman.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. Back in my day, we had to write out our catchphrases in longhand using our own blood as ink due to the ink shortages caused by the using ink as blood fad that was sweeping the nation and mopping the country at the time. 

    By Pure Guava,
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  17. Back in my day, when hundreds of people were lined up outside an Apple Store, it's because they wanted to buy some apples

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  18. Back in the days when I was the Green Ranger, before I took Cialis to give myself a stranger, you could find my crab trap by shuffling in flip flops

    By bale_of_hail,
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  19. back in the navy, we had a little saying. it goes: “don’t ever get out of the boat.”

    By grumblegoose,
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  20. Back in Vietnomnom, I ate some Viet Cong

    By Horker Anon.,   
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  21. Back off Carrot Top! The soloflex is mine!

    By SaulGoodman,
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  22. Back off guy, I know A LOT of entrepreneurs!

    By BarnHen,
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  23. Back off Sir Lancelot...

    By Ticholas,
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  24. Back rub to the future, back rub to the past, I don’t care when it happens, I just LOVE me some back rubs!!!

    By Pure Guava,
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  25. Back seat, windows down, that's the way I like to clown

    By gibberingfool,
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