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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I drink out of vases because because I'm classy.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  2. A penny saved is a penny, nerd.

    By NotMetric,
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    • 160 views

  3. Denial ain't just when you don't want to admit something, it's also a river in Egypt

    By Andy,
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  4. A flux capacitor may be able to bring you back to 1985, but can it bring back that lovin’ feelin’ in the butt?

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  5. I’m gonna hurl

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  6. I'm just a regular guy who likes his corn creamed, his potatoes mashed, and his boy choirs castrated.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  7. ...and that's when Huey Lewis realized they had been the Fake News all along.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  8. Sadly, Michael C. Hall died after becoming trapped in the Michael C. Hall of Mirrors.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 202 views

  9. Patience is a thief’s best friend

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  10. It's not a good idea to go for a cold one at Cheers, if you entered the witness protection program.

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  11. The bad man took my dad’s van

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  12. Don't you get it?! There are no rules when you're filled with loose stools!!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  13. I threw up on my penis, it’s not that kind of show.

    By Welshcorgivision,
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  14. Darth Bader Ginsburg could be something

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  15. The Incredible Hulk has quite the online presence - always Hulk Smashing that like button.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  16. 2021, you're drunk - you took Daft Punk and a horny French skunk.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  17. All this snot poppin is not proper and Scott Auckerman's not stoppin man.

    By Moist-Def N. Attley,
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  18. If you’re horny I’d recommend searching “sexy sexy sex and all kinds of genitals all over and they’re a nice size and hot and doing it really good and fast with lots of orgasms for all the people naked in the bed”.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  19. The irony of the phrase “online pornography” is if you google “online pornography” you won’t find any online pornography.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  20. You don’t gotta be at a bowling alley to polish your balls in front of strangers.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  21. I’m a white man, and I’m a fucking asshole! Why was I allowed to end up like this?! It’s reverse discrimination!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 169 views

  22. The priest was feeling a little Randy and a little Billy, so he was arrested.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  23. That’s down cold cat.

    By ResubmitRe:mytit,
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  24. Topless coffee shop? Mommyfuku milk bar.

    By ResubmitRe:mytit,
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    • 230 views

  25. Macaulay Culkin and The Incredible Hulkin' down at the gym and they both be bulkin'.

    By SideofMcG,
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