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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Tim Curry in a hurry, forgot his specs and now he blurry.

    By SideofMcG,
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  2. Susan Sarandon, not a harridan, bought a lot of gifts and had to carry 'em.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 158 views

  3. Kevin Costner needs to floss more, loves Springsteen so he listens to the Boss more.

    By SideofMcG,
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  4. Geena Davis tried to save us, don't like our beards but refused to shave us.

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. Joe Pesci, very mesci, grew an extra arm that was pink and fleshci.

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. Celebrity Name, rhyming descriptor, grips on their shoes meant they didn't slip more.

    By SideofMcG,
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  7. Hey..

    By Kevllis,
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  8. For in that sleep of death what dreams make come are also known as wet dreams.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  9. A scrub is a guy who eats his pie, but could also go for some custard.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  10. Microwaved a cucumber and played ukulele till I vomited so I guess I nuked a cuke, then uked and puked.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  11. Rub a dub dub, three men in a tub, man four's on the toilet, tugging his chub.

    By Fancy Pants Vance,
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  12. Does anyone else have a burning desire to do Calpurnia?

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  13. I named your dick after a cowardly dog, and my pussy after a bow's thong. Screw thy courage to the sticking place, and we'll not fail.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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  14. Screw thy courage to the sticking place. I'll sit in the sticking place, and your courage can go down on me.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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  15. Oral Roberts University is OK but their sister school, Anal Roberts University, is better.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  16. Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang

    By lilsuperdangerous,
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  17. The following is only intended for mature audiences. Elderly erection advised.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  18. Do not go gentle into that good night, put a Peep inside me and give it little bites.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  19. If ye have any pride, you'll add guac on the side!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  20. When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary cums on me

    By lilsuperdangerous,
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  21. Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Six is a lily-livered chickenshit.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  22. Animal crackers in my poop, monkeys and rabbits come out smooth.

    By Mr. Boddy’s Body,
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  23. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang: The Next Generation: to boldly go where hynongman has gone before.

    By Mr. Boddy’s Body,
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  24. Hortense portends Morton’s fortunes will disperse when Hortense absconds with Morton’s purse.

    By Mr. Boddy’s Body,
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  25. The HORTICULTURE Club?! No, no, no, I was told this would be the HORNY CULTURE Club!!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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