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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Good news for boobs everywhere!

    By FaustMN,
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    • 152 views

  2. Are you there God? It's me, Margaret Thatcher, and something is wrong with my bloody fanny.

    By Diarrhea Perlman,
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    • 234 views

  3. Crime does not pay, on non-business days

    By Nickname's Expert,
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    • 233 views

  4. Deep fry a cheesecake and baste me in barbecue sauce, Fred’s honky-tonkin’ a quad-cane and headin’ for the pangolin pen.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  5. It was actually originally called Horton Schmears a Poo. Do you think the right would be up in arms if that was the book that got banned?

    By BingTheSearchEngineNotAFriend,
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  6. Take a drop of your cum and and put it in a bucket - that way if someone steals it it's only a drop in the bucket

    By BingTheSearchEngineNotAFriend,
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    • 200 views

  7. If I was a wide receiver I would be trying to GET wider - you know where (the anus)

    By BingTheSearchEngineNotAFriend,
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    • 234 views

  8. I’m really sorry I made you drink all that milk

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 150 views

  9. All ye who enter, know: / It’s really not that kind of show.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  10. “Butts are for pooping, / Boobs are for drooping, / And sex is for having more kids.” // “If that were the case,” / Said the rake to the chaste, / “It’d be hard to find such great porn vids.”

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 221 views

  11. I don’t kiss my mother with this mouth, but I do kiss yours.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  12. Whether a.m. or p.m., you know I be droppin' them BMs.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  13. Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate some dude's clit!!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  14. And you can tell everybody this is your thong song.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  15. My buddy once said he wished he could have enjoyed his "youth in Asia" - I could have sworn he said, "euthanasia."  My bad!  I miss him.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 184 views

  16. Quick tip for losing weight while really working out your abs- vomiting after meals

    By Kevllis,
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  17. Heynong me once, shamenong you. Heynong me twice, shamenong me. Heynong me three times; that’s a reset and you walk away.

    By Señor Butt,
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    • 277 views

  18. Take my shoe and throw it in a basket. Don’t sniff glue or you’ll end up in a casket.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  19. This is JUNGO’s hung bunch and the FUN BUNG-HOLE punch!

    By LordBabyHat,
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  20. They call me “King Cool“ in the land where I pretend. They really call me nothing ‘cause I have no friends.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  21. It worried me when my doctor compared my arteries to the Suez Canal. It worried me even more when the recommended treatment included "an excavator and about a dozen tugboats."

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 177 views

  22. This is embarrassing to ask, but did the vaccine give anyone else a huge boner!?

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 169 views

  23. New game plan, dickbitch.

    By Art Barf,
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  24. What's hot, updog?

    By Art Barf,
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    • 150 views

  25. I've got a lot of will in me. My name's Will!

    By Art Barf,
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