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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Beat a dead horse? I would never. Beat a horse to death? With great pleasure.

    By Art Barf,
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    • 176 views

  2. Stop staring at my ass

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 152 views

  3. Don’t forget to notice the collateral beauty

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 202 views

  4. You are limitless, and your life should be lived as so

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 158 views

  5. I’m coming for you. I always get my bounty.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 164 views

  6. Get the shovel, baby

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 155 views

  7. Who’s the mom now, dad?!

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 152 views

  8. Bring back those days when this country would rock out with its Barack out.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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    • 167 views

  9. Mr. Aukerman you are charged with manslaughter but, to be more inclusive, the court will rename the offense personslaughter.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 163 views

  10. Every time I chase a waterfall there’s almost no chasing involved; it’s more just standing around and getting wet.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 172 views

  11. If you don't like calypso, then kiss my Harry Belafonte's.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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    • 207 views

  12. I have nipples, Scott. Can Jason Mantzoukas milk me?

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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    • 164 views

  13. Inchworm, inchworm, measuring the marigolds, get over here and measure my butt crack, please.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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    • 193 views

  14. gohansquirtle's 4th Favorite Podcast

    By AstronomicalCat,
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    • 269 views

  15. A full-length mirror in MY courtroom? Well, I’ll allow it, but watch yourself counselor.

    By slowestjogger,
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    • 405 views

  16. Nothing ventured, nothing gained, that's why my pants are stained

    By Roy Division,
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    • 154 views

  17. Pride cometh before the fall - comething early is something pride and I have in common

    By Roy Division,
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    • 147 views

  18. Live fast, die fast, leave a fast corpse. Kachow!

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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    • 186 views

  19. Crazy Glue, Unbalanced Tape and Insanity Chairs. Welcome to Mental Health Home Depot.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 159 views

  20. Pay a baby by the word and all she’ll say is “goo goo gah gah.”

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 182 views

  21. Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears; I come to Little Caesar’s...for pizza!

    By FattWatson,
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    • 245 views

  22. Anybody wanna make out later?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 151 views

  23. She’s got a ticket to ride but I’ve got a splitting headache

    By Boob Seger,
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    • 283 views

  24. Call me by your name? Why would anyone want to be called "No Nips Nelson"?

    By Art Barf,
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    • 151 views

  25. Don't fear the reaper, fear the alarming rate at which bees are dying.

    By Art Barf,
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    • 141 views
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