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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. You have got to be Karate kidding me, I just don't give a dusty fuck!

    By WillStrup,   
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  2. This catchphrase wasn't actually said, it was telepathically transmitted to your ear by your computer.

    By TheSmallMan,
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    • 732 views

  3. The spiritual successor to rolling up our sleeves has got to be, hey, we should just work topless.

    By Dhalgren,
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  4. I know you're gonna put that honey on me.

    By ErringMason,
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    • 638 views

  5. Choctaw the AKA Saucerman Hot aka Aukerman Scott Host Intrepid Your am I Bang Bang Comedy To Welcome

    By MosesAaronGoldfarb,   
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    • 717 views

  6. "All the shingled ladies?" "ALL the shingled ladies..."

    By Thevo Blix,
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  7. Catchphrase

    By RetromanJames,   
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  8. A beard of bees? Try this goatee of grasshoppers on for size.

    By Dhalgren,
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    • 655 views

  9. You take his right arm, you take his left, and I'll take the bus.

    By LilyWilliams,
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    • 710 views

  10. Sew woe, sewing women! I awake to your sorrow; stitch softly this evening, so to again on the morrow.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 655 views

  11. Robbing a liquor store together, that's what friends do.

    By Foltaire,
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    • 880 views

  12. Hyperdermics on the shore, China's under martial law. It's Comedy Bing Joel.

    By Foltaire,
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    • 872 views

  13. Switch two letters and Queen Latifa is Queef Latina, now how about THAT?

    By ScottAuxerman,
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  14. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang thanks ScottAuxerman for that catchphrase submission

    By ScottAuxerman,   
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  15. Anachronistical cretin! We had lake trout take out before that stake out make out; we had cheese crust pastery puffs after that lust in the dust who

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 842 views

  16. The Durst law of fight club? Durst is no fight club.

    By Thevo Blix,
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    • 949 views

  17. Punch the babies and slap the old ladies, it's time for...

    By createtildeath,   
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    • 868 views

  18. I want to start the show with an apology to Marc Maron... actually, nevermind, I was right!

    By justinbwilliams,
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  19. Jaywalking is parkour for lazy people.

    By Dhalgren,
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    • 799 views

  20. Calendars!

    By AndyMetz,
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    • 901 views

  21. It was the Fall and the leaves had fell. The groundskeeper with his rake did rock as he softly sang: Everyday I'm Rustlin'

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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  22. Ghosts is real yall; Busted. Demi Moore or less, am I right ladies?

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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  23. As Smashmouth once said: Hey now you're an All-Star get the show on get paid. Now give me all the money in the register or I'll give you a Smashmouth.

    By TechnicalityNoDownBooOver,   
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  24. Serious as a fart attack

    By Dan Milway,
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    • 808 views

  25. Protect your neck, kid 'cause here comes the ruckus.

    By SextonHardcastle,
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    • 659 views
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