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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. He put up quite the fight, but like them all, Uncle Buck's head is now mounted on my wall.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  2. I was going to strangle you with my bare hands, but I can wear oven mitts if it would give you a better murder experience.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  3. Don't know why everybody calls me "shit for brains" - even the doctors who found all that actual feces in my prefrontal cortex.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  4. The Lindbergh's have released an official statement to the kidnappers: "I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back... I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back..."

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  5. Your source for the saddest moonwalking around

    By Kevllis,
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  6. Take a picture, it'll last longer... then suck my thong, it's even stronger!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  7. If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, we're pretty much home free at that point, right?

    By TheCoccyxKid,
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  8. Mr. Snuffleupagus died from syphil-iffle-us.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  9. They tell me I got the diabesity

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  10. I built this business from the ground up. Well, mostly. There were preexisting walls and they were, like, distressed brick, and I liked it, so I kept it as an accent.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  11. Who has two thumbs and backstage passes to the Jonas Brothers concert?.....seriously guys, the tickets you can keep but I’m a medical courier and this is an emergency.

    By TheCoccyxKid,
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  12. Skit-Skat Skoodle-doot Flip-Flop-Flee Everybody's running to my dangle-e-dees

    By Englebert Hump a Dink,
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  13. Quite frankly, the Truffle Shuffle wouldn't be a dying art form if more truffle hog owners committed to filling their assholes with truffle oil.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  14. Call it “Urine-Us” or call it “Your-Anus;” there’s no way out of THIS astrological potty joke.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  15. Eeyore was covered in gore, but good ol' Pooh knew just what to do!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  16. I've got that hustle and flow, straight from my catheter, yo.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  17. Strap me up to the top of a van and make it go real loud. It's comedy bang bang

    By MrButtPlug,
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  18. Larry isn’t the first guy to try to help a troubled teen, but he is the deadest one.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  19. At my colonoscopy I laughed my ass off

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  20. The numbers keep going up but that’s not even the scary part. They are also increasing. In some cases, they are even growing!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  21. Believe me, I am drunker than I let on.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  22. Strap me up to the top of a van and make it loud. It’s Comedy Bang Bang

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  23. Either Grimace dies or we all die. Choose wisely Ronald

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  24. I spent the last 3 days watching the entirety of According To Jim and I don’t regret it.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  25. All around the living room rug, the father chased the baby. The father thought ‘twas all in fun… Ralph! goes the baby.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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