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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Pop the top and roll the windows down; I just farted.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. Excuse me, garçon? This Acapulco osso buco made me puke-o.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 166 views

  3. The ocean might be deep but not as deep as the Richard Kelly film Southland Tales

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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    • 171 views

  4. My whole life has been leading to this one singular moment..... Welcome Comedy Bing! Bong!... darnit anyways...

    By Englebert Hump a Dink,
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  5. Eat my teats while I butter your beets!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 157 views

  6. Sure, you can tell us how it went down, I guess. But what we actually want to hear is how it happened.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  7. Every day I start out, then I cry my heart out. Lonely is a man without love.

    By Englebert Hump a Dink,
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    • 197 views

  8. One way or another...

    By EarwolfBlitzer,
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  9. Voila! This foie gras, with mirepoix which cost a lot of moolah is filled with pooh-la

    By EarwolfBlitzer,
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    • 161 views

  10. Can U talk for a sec? If I mix U a margarita can U talk for a triple sec?

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 207 views

  11. They say you should never trust a fart...but what have farts ever done to poo?

    By Englebert Hump a Dink,
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    • 189 views

  12. Strap me to a van and make it loud

    By BobDole96,
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  13. U wanna get this 'gurt, u best build me a yurt!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 173 views

  14. Please don't say "drunk as a skunk" again. I may be a varmint, but I'm also in recovery.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 166 views

  15. People don't respect adverbs.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 174 views

  16. When the people create customs, norms, and behaviors that are acceptable to a society or social group that's a more.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 185 views

  17. Funge me like one of your French tokens.

    By SideofMcG,
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  18. Before I went pro-noun I was strictly amateur. Just in it for the love of the nouns baby.

    By SideofMcG,
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  19. The only thing we have to fear is that weird guy with the machine gun across the street. I’m going to distract him by throwing this squirrel at him. Wish me luck.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  20. Is Boise, Idaho noisy? I dunno.

    By SideofMcG,
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  21. People tune into police scanners all the time but I wouldn't - those things make your head explode. 

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 159 views

  22. Can I get a refunge on my non-fungibles?

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 165 views

  23. Sadly, due to the necessity of remote learning, many college freshman are having to ookie their own cookies.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 162 views

  24. How many blowjobs do I have to give in this town before I land an unpaid internship?!?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 161 views

  25. I don’t like documentaries, or rockumentaries but I love a good meet-the-fockumentary.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 165 views
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