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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I love car kisses, dead ass.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
    • 3 replies
    • 243 views

  2. Burning on the inside. Burning on the outside. That’s the last time I radiate my crotch to get rid of a UTI.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
    • 0 replies
    • 170 views

  3. As the Immortal Bard once said, "I want a granny on the street, but a pipsqueak in the bed."

    By Sheboygan 7.5, LA 1,
    • 0 replies
    • 222 views

  4. Paul Hogan uses the same damn wedding announcement every time he divorces and remarries: "That's not a wife. THAT'S a wife."

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 0 replies
    • 179 views

  5. Now that it’s over, let me acknowledge that the Texas ice freeze was colder than Scully giving a cold shoulder to Mulder while he’s cracking ice from an ice cube tray holder to make an old fashioned at an outdoor bar in a town called Boulder. “Scully...

    By PinocchioFoot,
    • 0 replies
    • 237 views

  6. No matter where I'm rollin', there's a Lego in my colon!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 0 replies
    • 176 views

  7. You can talk all you want about humans’ weak sense of smell but at the end of the day we still know who’s pooped themselves.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 165 views

  8. Zip zop my blip bop. That's my homily ting tang.

    By Cucker Tarlson,
    • 0 replies
    • 174 views

  9. Our bromance is fuckin' crushing it, my dude; love your tender fuckin' smoochies down the small of my back!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 0 replies
    • 173 views

  10. Here's some fresh squeezed juice - out of my tiny caboose! 

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 0 replies
    • 162 views

  11. When you're fired and at work, that's a time for fireworks.

    By TommyMeTootoneDeaf,
    • 0 replies
    • 167 views

  12. Rack up them hundies till I’m dundie, crocodile and this is a knife.

    By ResubmitRe:mytit,
    • 0 replies
    • 205 views

  13. A sleep AND heat rate monitor?! Not on my watch.

    By ChazFremontIII,
    • 0 replies
    • 254 views

  14. Please, sir. May I have your mother?

    By ChazFremontIII,
    • 0 replies
    • 254 views

  15. Blame the 8-ball of coke or my 8-ball-sized prostate, but I will be making frequent trips to the bathroom this evening.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
    • 0 replies
    • 163 views

  16. I just planted a joshua tree in my front yard and I can already hear the sound of four men chopping it down.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
    • 0 replies
    • 212 views

  17. For sale: brand new baby shoes, worn only once in a tiny motorcycle accident

    By Kevllis,
    • 0 replies
    • 207 views

  18. Looks like they really did a number on you—a number two, that is!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 193 views

  19. I like my tea like I like my Fett: fully Boba’d

    By MerkinTheWizard,
    • 0 replies
    • 220 views

  20. My kankles are full of thick rich bisque, take out your straw and get on down to slurp town.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
    • 0 replies
    • 150 views

  21. In Soviet Russia, Russia Soviet in!

    By An actual, flammable witch,
    • 0 replies
    • 179 views

  22. "Water, water, every where, nor any drop to drink," said Bear Grylls never.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
    • 0 replies
    • 172 views

  23. Mother’s Day is coming up. Don’t forget, you fucking pigs.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
    • 0 replies
    • 156 views

  24. This holiday season - justice has new name

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
    • 0 replies
    • 152 views

  25. No one is happy to have binged Floribama Shore, Tammy! I'm just saying it happened!!!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 0 replies
    • 165 views
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