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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. My kankles are full of thick rich bisque, take out your straw and get on down to slurp town.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  2. I like my tea like I like my Fett: fully Boba’d

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  3. Looks like they really did a number on you—a number two, that is!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  4. For sale: brand new baby shoes, worn only once in a tiny motorcycle accident

    By Kevllis,
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  5. I just planted a joshua tree in my front yard and I can already hear the sound of four men chopping it down.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  6. Blame the 8-ball of coke or my 8-ball-sized prostate, but I will be making frequent trips to the bathroom this evening.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  7. Please, sir. May I have your mother?

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  8. A sleep AND heat rate monitor?! Not on my watch.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  9. Rack up them hundies till I’m dundie, crocodile and this is a knife.

    By ResubmitRe:mytit,
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  10. When you're fired and at work, that's a time for fireworks.

    By TommyMeTootoneDeaf,
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  11. Here's some fresh squeezed juice - out of my tiny caboose! 

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  12. Our bromance is fuckin' crushing it, my dude; love your tender fuckin' smoochies down the small of my back!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  13. Zip zop my blip bop. That's my homily ting tang.

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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  14. You can talk all you want about humans’ weak sense of smell but at the end of the day we still know who’s pooped themselves.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  15. No matter where I'm rollin', there's a Lego in my colon!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  16. Now that it’s over, let me acknowledge that the Texas ice freeze was colder than Scully giving a cold shoulder to Mulder while he’s cracking ice from an ice cube tray holder to make an old fashioned at an outdoor bar in a town called Boulder. “Scully...

    By PinocchioFoot,
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  17. Paul Hogan uses the same damn wedding announcement every time he divorces and remarries: "That's not a wife. THAT'S a wife."

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  18. As the Immortal Bard once said, "I want a granny on the street, but a pipsqueak in the bed."

    By Sheboygan 7.5, LA 1,
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  19. Burning on the inside. Burning on the outside. That’s the last time I radiate my crotch to get rid of a UTI.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  20. I don’t have bad breath. I have TERRIBLE breath.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. The better to slurp deez nuts, my dear.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  22. Milk, milk, lemonade; ‘round the corner, Bear Grylls waits.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. Car kisses and carcasses: It's all we do and we do it well at Smith's Embalming Services and Auto Detailing.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  24. How long? How long must we wait for John Wick VS John Carter: Chapter 8??!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  25. May I have my pants back, please? My dogs are getting married today.

    By Turtleshark,
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