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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I may not have a pot to piss in but I do have Tupperware, vacuum-sealed and filled with horse ejaculate.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  2. You can't get a pound cake in France, but they make a pretty good .454 kilogram cake.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  3. Ernest can be bad all by himself

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  4. What's down, coldcat

    By ImAChuckster,
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  5. To me, every Squidward is Handsome Squidward

    By ImAChuckster,
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  6. Release the Comedy Bang Bang Snyder Cut

    By ImAChuckster,
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  7. When you get older you can’t just go from one sugar daddy to the next anymore. You have to think about sugarless daddies now.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  8. There may be possible side effects. In some cases there may even be impossible side effects.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  9. There was an awful incident recently where a woman was deep-fried by her husband. Truly a battered wife.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  10. At the end of the day, aren't we all just screaming WITNESS ME, as we hurtle our exploding bodies toward the gates of Valhalla? 

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  11. Jump-start my heart! Word of caution: I WILL fart.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  12. I'VE ASKED POLITELY THAT YOU SPANK ME NIGHTLY!!!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  13. Roses are red, violets are red, these nightvision goggles are pretty cool!

    By clooniform,
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  14. Sure - I’ll eat the milk and cookies. I really just want that milk tho....

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  15. If Ayn Rand had written the Hunger Games, it would have been called "Katniss Shrugged."

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  16. I don’t mind the occasional dick pic, but I do mind when I get them from you, Mom.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  17. Cherries aren't berries. Nuts ain't butts. Pasta comes lasta and kibble is for mutts. Hi I'm Steve and I'll be your waiter today.

    By SideofMcG,
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  18. It's Bey Blades of Glory and Pokè Monsters in my closet! Have no fear, for I believe in the Heart of the Cards Against Humanity. Welcome to Comedy Bang! Bang! I'm your host Scott Aukerman (Yu-Gi-Uno!)

    By Jordan Joestar,
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  19. Jelly's translucent, jam is opaque, but preserves on my toast is what makes my legs shake.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  20. Spread the meat.

    By Pound Foolish,
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  21. Cheers to 12 years of CBB and here’s to 12 years more. We raise a toast to all Stars and Stripes of eccentric entrepreneurs. 12 years has gone by so fast when surrounded by so much talent. And best of all, we’re finally to old to get fucked by Woody Allen

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow,
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  22. Absinthe makes my farts blow stronger.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  23. I'm ten pounds of Jared in a five pound black forest ham sub.

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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  24. Frosted Flakes did to Corn Flakes what a tiger would do to a chicken. It is the apex predator of flakes

    By Pound Foolish,
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  25. Kiss me. Make me fly. I wanna be an airplane again.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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