New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. Slay it again, Pam.

   By dw3000, February 24, 2014
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2. We're experiencing some technical difficulties.

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3. When you get a prostate exam...

   By AprilFoolsRebel, February 24, 2014
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4. Every week, I watch my favorite show, "Downtown Abbey" with my favorite MTV VJ, Downton Julie Brown.

   By Yoda Has No Genitals, February 24, 2014
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5. As always I'd like to remind you that mirros don't break but your sense of self-respect does.

   By fredsolo, February 24, 2014
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6. Will the world's smartest magician be able to escape from Wayne Knight's sweaty purple labyrinth? The answer coming to you in exactly 6 minutes.

   By fredsolo, February 24, 2014
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7. I'm exhaustingly trying to be funny on Tinder. Indulge me please.

   By EndreBråthen, February 23, 2014
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8. Please don't sublet to Jackie Chan, the man's a master of the hand and foot

   By Jake Dingus, February 23, 2014
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9. On a scale from an apple to a pencil, how good are you at Christmas?

   By JamesCrackCorn, February 22, 2014
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10. Hello and welcome to Comedy Bang Bang! Sorry, no catchphrase this episode. It looks like no one is submitting them anymore.. Is anyone even out there?

    By SteveSchafer, February 21, 2014
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11. When seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.

    By Mister Robarto, February 20, 2014
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12. When god closes a window satan gets a bingo.

    By OwenRobertson, February 20, 2014   

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13. "Sure thing!", said the farmer. "No dice.", said Martin Lawrence.

    By Kevinpalooza, February 20, 2014
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14. Skreet Pazan, he's our man! If he can't do it, then it's not fucking Skreet Panzan.

    By BusinessComputerComedy, February 20, 2014
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15. Every old catchphrase i see reminds me of my Father when he had fallen in love with death; but this one reminds me of Juniper berries and charge cards

    By KrangkaDelic, February 19, 2014
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16. You catch more flies with chopsticks than you do with karate.

    By MattCameron, February 19, 2014
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17. I hope our listeners are using their iPhones or other touch screen device to hear today's podcast...

    By AprilFoolsRebel, February 19, 2014
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18. Welcome to the Meat Department? How may service you?

    By ForUrkelByUrkel, February 19, 2014   

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19. I once walked up to a young couple and said,

    By Ticholas, February 19, 2014
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20. My Earwolf pension is just a monthly stipend of sticky popsicle sticks. But boy will that be some sweet timber.

    By Kevinpalooza, February 19, 2014
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21. I'm just a love machine!

    By AprilFoolsRebel, February 19, 2014
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22. Eagle-eared listeners will spot 9 mistakes in this episode.

    By B coma, February 19, 2014
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23. You want me to eat a... pot dog? What's a pot dog?

    By Mister Robarto, February 18, 2014
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24. My name is Scott Aukerman & I like to say bad words where the entire world can hear me like I'm suddenly some kind of big shot. There, was that..

    By Kevinpalooza, February 18, 2014
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25. Can I borrow some of your chapstick? I swear I don't have harpies.

    By ZackCleveland, February 18, 2014
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