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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Ears are the noses of the side of the head.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  2. Teach a man to fish, and he'll eat for a lifetime. Turn a man into a fish, he'll eat himself for a lifetime. The fishing laws in Nantucket are very specific.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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  3. I want to support my local Library Library, but they never have the Librarys I'm looking for!

    By Pound Foolish,
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  4. An apple a day keeps the doctor away! Except Dr. Applefucker. It's just a surname but they still don't keep him away.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  5. “BLUE, YOU’RE MY BOY” HAHAHA what an old school reference from a movie I can’t remember the name of

    By Kevllis,
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  6. How dare you come here and manually remove the edges of your sandwich - this is an Uncrustables household, goddamnit!!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  7. Let's just say I've been driving hella recklessly, if you get my Tokyo drift...

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  8. M.C. Escher was actually good at a lot of things.

    By Pound Foolish,
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  9. "I give no quarter Sir, and expect none in return!" Said the man with one quarter.

    By Pound Foolish,
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  10. Welcome to Otto Dix's Auto Dicks - we just painted your car, asshole.

    By Dr. Julius P. Cumstein,
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  11. I want to see if you are ticklish so I’m going to give you some test tickles.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  12. Is it my imagination or is your butterfly driving the car?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  13. The beach is made up there is no beach ive never seen it and neither have you

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  14. I guess I wouldn’t know whether we truly are eating gruel in the slum gutters of Victorian London; I’m squalor-blind.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  15. I've got a chip on my shoulder and some dip in my pocket. So looks like dinner is taken care of.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  16. Personal pan demic

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  17. A farty party is a party where I farty and you party.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  18. I went in for some more roger, and walked out with a pierced brosnan.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  19. A farty party is where you farty and I party.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  20. Confucius say, man with constipation need constant patience

    By Crimson Glover,
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  21. I made a mess in my Fruit of the Looms. That was one juicy peach.

    By Fast Andy,
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  22. You’re in a nation called Uri so you can urinate in Uri Nation.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  23. You can’t spell “bathtub” without “butt hab,” so call in the next 15 minutes and we’ll throw in a free ass habitat when you buy any bathroom fixture! Some restrictions apply.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  24. Whenever I see feet, I shoot skeet—and I don’t mean the clay kind.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  25. Grow old along with me! / The best is yet to be, / As long as you like pee.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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