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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Ain’t no party like a lion-man-scorpion party ‘cause a lion-man-scorpion corn party is Manticory

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. Da da dum dum dum, hot doggin’ it

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. Last Columbus Day I gave you my heart and the very next day you gave my whole family smallpox

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. E.T. phone homophobia hotline

    By Turtleshark,
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  5. Look into your heart. The answer was there all along. especially if the question was, "where's the mitral valve?"

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  6. I was so obsessed with whether I could do it, I didn't stop to think about whether I should do it.  That said, my toe is now up my ass and I think I tore my ACL.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  7. French braid my pubes while we wander the Louvre!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  8. Much like yelling "FIRE" in a theatre, it's apparently a no-no to scream, "SING US A SONG YOU'RE THE PIANO MAN" at a Rachmaninov concert.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  9. Chunky butts and chewy nuts, we've got snacks that'll fill your guts.

    By SideofMcG,
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  10. Do or Do Not. There is no try. Not playing rugby Yoda is. 

    By SideofMcG,
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  11. What’s a good horror movie?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  12. Prepare yourselves for an indecent... into the unknown...

    By Pound Foolish,
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  13. Monsters are real. Just look at Sesame Street.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  14. I got something to say. I ate an apple today and it. Doesn’t matter much to me. As long as it’s red.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  15. I thought Titanic was a sequel to Big. Boy was I wrong.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  16. Is that a manatee eating a full head of cabbage covered in mustard?  Boing-oing-oing-oing.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  17. Get the shovel.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  18. Food goes in the top end, poop comes out the bottom end, and if you can keep both ends clean you're doing alright.

    By Pound Foolish,
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  19. There’s a horny skeleton in my closet and he won’t stop boning all my clean shirts.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  20. There’s a horny skeleton in my closet and he won’t stop boning all my clean shirts.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  21. There’s a skeleton in my closet and he won’t stop boning all my clean shirts.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  22. For my second wedding, only the back of my dress will be white.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. And in the end the love you take, is equal to the leaves you've raked. I TOLD you you should have taken that job at your Uncle Sal's landscaping business! 

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  24. Teach a man how to use a fishing rod, feed him for a lifetime, teach a man how to use phishing on Rod Stewart, he'll be able to afford something besides fish!

    By Mydumbjokes,
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  25. Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, you can't fool me twice, my momma didn't raise no fool!

    By Mydumbjokes,
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