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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Kids are like pancakes. The first one seems all right, then they get harder and harder to eat after that

    By StopEatingBees,
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  2. Are your boobs abusive parents, because they're raising a dick

    By StopEatingBees,
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  3. Sorry Mario, but the princess is in another castle! Why'd they also kidnap seven dick-shaped Toads, you ask? Figure it out

    By StopEatingBees,
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  4. Y'all muthafuckas need Cheez-Its

    By StopEatingBees,
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  5. In the end, Luigi couldn't even one up himself.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  6. You don't see a lot of fat mermaids.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  7. Take me to the dance and make me feel like a lady, I'm tired of carrying the weight of being Tom Brady.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  8. I go hard in the paint, which people love, but I also get hard in the paint, which they’re less crazy about.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  9. Like a lot of people I was molested. But I was also Larrylested and Curlylested. One time I was even butt-Shemped.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  10. This is the epicenter of comedy, not the center, even though, the way we are using them, there is no difference between the two words.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  11. In soviet russia, chuck norris makes jokes about the internet

    By Turtleshark,
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  12. I heard Urkel contracted polio. It's a rare condition, this day and age.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  13. Clowns to the left of me. Jokers to the right. Here I am, needing a ride home from the circus.

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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  14. You, Me, A Couple Sloe Buck's Fizzes, Little Land of Make Believe?

    By ICantBelieveItsNotBetter,
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  15. Yo mama so generous she opened a Gmail account so she could donate the spam to her local food bank.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  16. Eat, Pray, Love. Good book. Even better reverse mantis porn.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  17. I used to laugh whenever breasts were called “chesticles,” but I laugh no more. Not since my dad died of chesticular cancer.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  18. Todays show is brought to you by the cult of faceplace.com! Where's the place for the helpfull hardware folks, and hip young softwear blokes, who like to groan at old jokes and share skunky smokes. Its faceplace! .com!

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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  19. Why do english guys call eachother "bloke"? Gross sounding word, right? Its like if americans would call eachother "choad". Also dont actually go to face place dot com. I have know idea what it is.

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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  20. Hey! Quit jammin' on that clam I'm slammin'!

    By Pound Foolish,
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  21. Actually face place dot com is a popular line of skinn care produts. No i'm not embarressed. I havent had skinn on my face since the bbq. Its you skinheads that should be embarrassed!

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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  22. Ring and Ringu fans alike, I have to admit; I'm the one who threw that girl down the...

    By Pound Foolish,
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  23. You may be a brahmin but if you don’t shut your mouth you’re about to become a part of a different cast system.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  24. Who the hell decided to put pictures of delicious food everywhere.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  25. When you're climbing up a ladder, And you feel something splatter, Onomatopoeia

    By StopEatingBees,
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